Behind the Cameras

The Cutest Selfie Ever

November 2014- LA

Hi y'all! So this one is based off the Jimmy Kimmel show where Harry says the background for the selfie looked like a porno (in case this was unclear).

It's a bit longer, and I spent some good time on it, so make sure you have a minute, get comfortable, (get your vibrator?) and enjoy. ❤️

Saturday night begins a Jewish holiday called Passover. I will definitely be posting next week, but I might be MIA over the weekend. Hope this makes up for it.

Yeah... it's kinky.

Harry shrugged off his jacket as Louis unbuttoned his shirt. Harry yawned. "I'm tired," he said sleepily, smacking his lips. 

Louis grinned as he let his shirt fall off his shoulders. Harry climbed into a bed, still in most of his clothes, and stretched out on the duvet.

"Sure you are," Louis said. He was tired too, and he glanced at the clock. It was a bit late. He began to unbutton his trousers. Harry eyed him from the bed.

They were in Los Angeles today, which Harry usually loved, but Louis hated. And the fans here were insane. Louis was pretty fucking exhausted, actually.

There was a knock on the door as Louis was about to join Harry on the bed. He sighed and got up to answer it.

Niall was there, one arm thrown exaggeratingly over his eyes, the other blindly out, as if he was going to feel his way through the room. Harry giggled from the bed. "Are you decent?" asked Niall. "Can I come in?"

Louis rolled his eyes. "You can come in, Niall." Niall quickly dropped his hand and bounced through the doorway.

He sat on the opposite bed to Harry and looked at them happily. "So how was your day...?" Niall finally asked when neither of them said anything.

"Are you staying?" Louis said. He was still standing at the hotel room door, holding it open.

"Louis," Harry snapped. "Be nice to our guest." He gave Niall a bubbly smile. "I had an amazing day," Harry purred with feigned enthusiasm. "How was yours?"

"It was fine," Niall replied. "Jimmy Kimmel was great."

"Yeah, a respectful interviewer," sighed Harry. Then he beamed. "That boy that looked like me was so cute!"

Louis smiled to himself. During their 'cutest selfie ever,' Jimmy had brought out a kid that looked eerily like a young Harry.

"Jimmy should have let you keep him," said Niall.

Harry turned his head to Louis. "Louis, I want a child."

Niall burst into laughter as Louis face-palmed. "No, Harry; we can't yet."

"It's too bad you can't accidentally get knocked up," Niall said to Harry. "Then you could be forced to come out."

Louis frowned at that but Harry giggled. "I know!" said Harry. "That would be fun." He turned to Louis, who was still standing at the open door.

"Lou, will you please knock me up?" he asked.

"Glady, dear," said Louis, making a face at Niall. Niall groaned.

"Fine!" said Niall. "I can tell when I'm not wanted."

"Yes," said Louis. "I'm holding the door open for you to leave."

"Louis, don't be mean," whined Harry.

Niall got up and gave Harry a pat on his head. "Bye, bub," he chirped.