Back at hogwarts
Everyone wakes up and heads to class
Draco: so we are making some potions
Lexie: Draco *heart eyes*
Jacobe: Lexie he's like 40
Lexie: that's still hot
Jacobe: this class is boring *plays on phone*
Carlos: Jacobe can I use ur phone to vdieo chat my puppy dog
Jacobe: *use a knock back jinx*
Marsia: sorry I am late I was eating
Draco: lunch start in 5 minutes
Marsia: and
Carlos: *falls* owww he hurt my video chat butt
Jacobe: shut up
Draco: 10 point from hufflepuff
Lexie: stop losing us point marsia
Sabrina: you fat bitch stop
Marsia: ok
Jacobe; *look at marsia* *eyes grow red *
Marsia: oh no *farts
Whole class: ewwwww
Draco: go clean ur self pig
Carlos: *tries take Oliver phone*
Jacobe: *stop Carlos*
Draco: 10 point to hufflepuff to mr.Vieito
Oliver: thx
Jacobe: no problem
Selena: my boyfriend is soo brave it's hot *get horny*
Isabel; he bullied a kid with a speech impediment.
Sabrina; but he's a shit kid
Selena: yeah but he's rude
Vix: agreed he told me to kill myself
Carlos: you should!!
Draco: out of my class !!!
Carlos: fine I didn't won't be in n-word potion anyways
6 year black kid named Tyler
Tyler: what did u say
Carlos: oh no *scared*
Tyler: *throw Carlos outside*
All you hear is screaming
Carlos: ahhh help me this n-word is beating me up
Albus: Tyler stop it
Tyler: he said the n-word
Albus: detention for a 3 weeks Carlos
Carlos: ok I am not in trouble
Draco: you are in trouble you idiot
Carlos: titties
Albert: what's wrong with Carlos
Jacobe: everyone thinks he was hit in the head as a kid
Selena: probably
Vix: I think he was more then hit maybe dropped 30 times
Jacobe: true *laughs*
Draco: anyways today we are in potions earlier cause we do have some papers you need to sign
Oliver: like what
Draco: well we might be going on a trip today but since the forms aren't signed we can't go
Jacobe; boo you suck
Carlos: *run around naked*
Draco: someone need to stop him
Selena: ewww why is he naked.
Albus; he escaped the detention room
Draco: so ur telling me Carlos is naked in the castle
Albus: yup
Draco: lord help us
Jacobe: *sleeps*
Draco: get up !!!
Jacobe falls out of his chair
Draco: we have potion
Jacobe: aright let's do this
Draco: today we are learning Polyjuice Potion. This potion allows you to change ur appearance to who ever you want. I have Hermione granger to show us
Hermione: thanks Draco so the poly juice was made by me during our second year now I grab some hair
Ron: Draco why the hell is my wife here
Jacobe; that's my wife !!
Selena: yeah that's our wife
Sabrina; Kylie here
Kylie and Sabrina eat popcorn
Ron: sit down
Hermione: I just get some hair *pick off ron hair*
Ron: owww that hurt *cries and runs out*
Hermione: so you add lacewing flies with leeches knotgrass bicorn horn and shredded boomwing skin this will then need to boil
Jacobe: this so cool
The potions begins to boil
Hermione: now drop the hair *drop Ron hair*
Draco: this potion is pretty advanced so it wouldn't be on the test
Jacobe: *makes it*
The class makes the potion
Hermione; now drink *drinks*
Hermione turn into Ron
Jacobe: eww kill it with fire
Draco: I don't know if I am attracted to you or grossed out
Hermione: normally the effects last hour but if you drink this milk it goes away *drink*
Hermione goes back to normal
Selena: our wife is back
The class goes on
Draco: everyone ready for there test
Jacobe; there a test !!!!
Draco: yeah and then you have a charms test which I will give you cause lily is out
Draco hands out the tests
Carlos: where my test
Draco: here *drops a abc test*
Carlos: oh I am going ace this
Jacobe: *read it* I don't know anything
Selena: *bite her nails*
Albert: *writes*
Oliver: I don't know anything
Draco: Carlos let's do the test
Carlos; yay
Draco: if poop had one apple how many apples would he have if he ate one
Carlos: chicken tenders
Draco: zero
Carlos; beep beep I am a robot
Everyone finish the test
Draco: Carlos it's a cat !!!
Carlos: that's a dog woof
Draco; I am going kill something class dismissed
Everyone leaves
Jacobe: oh yeah we are going to town today
Olivia: everyone have there forms
Jacobe: yup
Sabrina: yeah
Olivia: where Carlos
Selena: Draco going a test with him
Screaming is heard in the distance
Draco: it's a tree t r e e a fucking tree you idiot
Carlos: mommy said I am a good boy
Draco: you get a c leave
Carlos walk out
Carlos: I passed !!!!
Draco: *marks all the tests* everyone passed expect Carlos *walk to headmaster office*
Albus; Draco
Draco; Carlos has failed another test
Albus: the tests can't get lower dude
Draco: go to the store and buy colouring books
Albus; fine *teleports*
Outside of hogwarts
Olivia: now I will show you around the village and you guys can hang out at the three broomsticks but that's it
Steven: hogwarts should be a school for pure bloods
Sabrina: people should have right to choose
Steven: my parents are known followers of the dark lord and so I am
Jacobe: Steven shut up with ur pure blood talk
Steven: huh funny you say that when ur family used hate mudbloods
Vix: hey we are as much wizard as you
Steven; haha in ur dream mudblood
Jacobe: *push Steven* don't talk to my friend like that
Steven: *pull out a wand* then let's duel right here right now
Jacobe: fine
Screams are heard in the distance
Citizens: troll !!!
Two gaint trolls break down a building letting out a growl
Jacobe: guys let's help them
Oliver: are you crazy
Sabrina; yeah ur crazy
Auror begin to appear
Auror: take it out
Hermoine Ron Harry arrives
Jacobe: I am going *stupfy*
The trolls gets hit with the sepll
Troll begins to run toward jacobe
Jacobe: what do I do
Selena: *stuify*
The rest of the kids begin firing stunning spell slowing the troll down
Hermione: *glacuis*
The trolls freezes
Hermione: kids get to safety now
Jacobe: no I got this *confundo*
A fire hall shoot out hitting the troll and knocking him out
Oliver: jacobe you just used a year 4 spell
Jacobe: I did it !!!
Hermione: where is Draco
Draco: *run over* sorry what happened
Hermione: jacobe just used a year 4 spell he did good
Jacobe: I did Hermione said I did good guys Hermione said I did good !!!
Draco: jacobe have you heard of the dueling club
Jacobe: yeah
Draco: while since you know a high grade spell do you want be apart of the sytherin team ?
Steven: Draco !!
Draco: steven we need him this year
Jacobe: yes 100%
Draco: tryouts are tomorrow we need teach you a few things everyone let's return to school
Olivia: stupid trolls
In the distance
Teffary: my troll attacked failed Damn someone help me
Death eater: *apprates*
Teffary apprates away
At the school
Jacobe; night guys
Selena: night
Everyone heads to sleep
Jacobe enters he's dorm
Cj: so you and Selena
Jacobe: yeah she is my little bundle of joy
Cj: I see
Pj: Cj stop giving him a hard time
Cj: me and Selena used go to the same school
Jacobe: wait reallt
Cj: yeah she was a popular girl who hang out with the bullies
Sabrina; no cause we are 11 and I don't remember you
Cj: I know I lied !!! *cries*
Jacobe: I see well I am going bed *goes to sleep*
The sun rises
Draco: welcome to the dueling club for the Slytherin team
Steven : he's not even a sytherin
Second year: hufflepuff Pussy !!
Jacobe: *grab the second year* I might be a first year but I am still a black belt in karate
Draco: enough jacobe we are going teach you a few spells to help with ur game tomorrow
Draco: so we have expelliarmus stufiy and flipondo and Levioso
Steven practice dueling against a fourth year and beats him
Steven: I am undefeated
Jacobe: can I try
Steven: sure let's do this watch you lose
Draco: nornal duel rules no hurting anyone
Jacobe: I wouldn't
Draco; take ur positions
Steven goes to positions
Jacobe does too
Draco: begin
Steven: *stufiy*
Steven fires a spell jacobe block and firing one back
Steven back up
Jacobe: *flipodo*
Steven blocks the spell
Steven start firing off spells as jacobe blocks it
Jacobe: *depluso*
Steven get knocked off the platform
Draco: great round Steven you ok
Steven: *get up* again
Jacobe: dude it's just a friendly game
Steven: yeah friendly
Steven: start it
Draco: Round 2 begun
Steven fires 3 basic spells jacobe block them
Steven: *diffendo*
Jacobe: *protego* what the hell
Steven: *stupify*
Jacobe: *blocks it*
Draco: Steven we aren't trying hurt him
Steven: *diffendo*
Jacobe: *rolls* *delpuso*
Steven: *gets knocked back*
Jacobe: *expellunas*
Steven wand flies out of his hand
Jacobe: I win !!!
Steven: *walk off*
Draco: your going be good for the team well it's time for you to head to class good luck
Jacobe heads off to class
Jacobe head to the common room
Selena: jacobe what were you doing
Jacobe: oh I had dueling club
Selena; that's cool so later me Vix Sabrina and Kylie and gumi are all going to lake Fred want come
Jacobe; sure
Hours ago by and the kids head to the lake
Jacobe: *lay down*
Selena: this is nice guys
Oliver: relaxing on a lakefront no school no teachers
Sabrina: *lay down*
Draco then apprates in front of them
Draco: what you guys doing
Selena: enjoying the last few days before winter
Draco: the water is cold Ur going get sick
Jacobe: we aren't swimming don't worry
Death eaters begin to appear
Draco: guys behind me
All the kids go behind Draco
A death eater walks out
Draco: what are you doing here
Death eater: I wanted to see the new meat and see how the migty mafloy has fallen
3 death eaters begin to laugh
Draco: you dare do anything
Death eater: why cause ur little mudblood of a girlfriend will arrest me you make me sick
Draco: Hermione and I aren't dating we are friends
Jacobe walk in front of Draco
Jacobe: leave or there will be trouble
Death eater: look at him *laughs* you think you can do anything to me
Jacobe: *confungo*
Jacobe blast a rock
Death eater: you want see some real magic
A deer walks by
Death eater: *avada kerbra* a green light hit the deer killing it
Sabrina; what did that poor animal do
To you
Death eater: count ur days Malfoy *apprates away*
The death eater disappears
Draco: let's go back now
Jacobe: ok
The kids return back to the castle
To be continued
