The life I never had (Twice X Male Reader) [COMPLETED]

The Epilogue after the Epilogue

Dahyun: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Chaeyoung: >:O language
Y/N: Yeah watch your fucking language
Jeongyeon: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Y/N THE FUCK WORD?
Jihyo: 'The fuck word'.
Nayeon: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Y/N: Oh my god they censored it
Jihyo: Say fuck, Nayeon.
Y/N: Do it, Nayeon. Say fuck.

Sana: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Momo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Sana: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Y/N: Actually I did the math, Momo would have $225, not $0.15.
Momo: Guys, I'm right here....
Jeongyeon: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Dahyun: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Jeongyeon: Sorry I only have a dollar
Dahyun: :(
Y/N: Hey I just realized my calculator is right, Momo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Jeongyeon: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Y/N: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Jihyo: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Y/N: Apply juice to what
Mina: Directly to the forehead
Momo: Great chat everyone

(The spelling mistakes may or may not have been overlooked.)

Chaeyoung: Momo... How do I begin to explain Momo?
Dahyun: Momo is flawless.
Jeongyeon: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Jihyo: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Tzuyu: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Dahyun: We need to distract these guys
Sana: Leave it to me
Sana: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Y/N, Jeongyeon, and Jihyo: *Immediately begin arguing*
Mina, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Dahyun: Time for plan G.
Momo: Don't you mean plan B?
Dahyun: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sana: What about plan D?
Dahyun: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Jeongyeon: What about plan E?
Dahyun: I'm hoping not to use it. Jihyo dies in plan E.
Tzuyu: I like plan E.

Dahyun: Bye Momo! Bye Sana! Bye Jeongyeon! Bye Jihyo! Bye Momo!
Sana: You said 'bye Momo' twice.
Dahyun: I like Momo.

Nayeon: Are we really going to let Momo keep Dahyun?
Jeongyeon: We kept Jihyo.

Dahyun: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Momo: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Sana: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Jeongyeon: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Jihyo: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Dahyun: Is having a penis fun?
Momo: It has its ups and downs.
Sana: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Jeongyeon: It's a pain in the ass.
Jihyo: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

Dahyun: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Sana will and will not eat.
Momo: Grass? Yes!
Dahyun: Moss? Yes!!
Momo: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Dahyun: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Momo: Worms? Sometimes!
Dahyun: Rocks? Usually nah.
Momo: Twigs? Usually!
Dahyun: Jihyo's cooking? Inconclusive!
Jeongyeon: How did you... test this?
Dahyun: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Jeongyeon: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Jihyo: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Momo to Sana: I dare you to—
Jihyo: Sana isn't allowed to accept dares.
Sana: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"

(This was just something stupid I found at the incorrect quotes generator. hope you enjoyed!)😉