Humorous Nonsense III

Correcting people's mistakes

You may know what this chapter is already about.

You may think it's about children, because they're usually, you know, mistakes.

However I just corrected someone's grammatical errors. Am I getting boring? Yes. Do I care? Yes. Will I pretend that I don't care? Yes.

Original work:

hie. i is audrey and i is lik smol chiled. i lik um pi. yes pi. i hate goos and moos and sunlite becus i a intovet hoo hate al of mankined. any way, um i hav nuthing too said exept do u lik my grate sapelling

What I did:

Hi. I'm Audrey and I'm similar to a small child. I like pie, I hate geese, cows and sunlight because I'm an introvert who hates all of mankind.

Anyway, I have nothing to say except do you like my great spelling?

What I did twenty minutes later (I was bored!):

If you think I'm going to type all of that out then you're overrating my level of dedication to you. You should know which comment I'm talking about. If you can't see it, you can:

A) wait for some better human being than I to type it into the comments,

B) ask a friend to visit it and send it to you,

C) make a sandwich and wait for your phone to load,

D) rethink your life choices and get a better technology device,

E) take my word for granted that it's very funny,

F) ignore it and go make nobby buns.

Nobby buns:

4 cups sifted flour

1/12 cups sugar

1 cup butter

2 teaspoons cinnamon

3 eggs

Cream butter until well softened and add to sugar and eggs. Mix quickly with flour. Drop mixture from a teaspoon in small jagged heaps onto a cookie sheet and bake in 375-400 degree oven (fahrehieht).