Izuku's unwanted past.

Reconciling ... well kinda

Izuku was ready , all weapons were carried. He was over prepared.

As usual routine Urarawhore came to him.

" I guess your happy , you finally got a wonderful girlfriend . " She said fake crying.

' Kill her , I tell you. Man you suck , my next book you'll be going to jail and your mate will be a fucking snake. ' ??? said

' Physical representation of the author?'

' Exactly , now go bang her ' ??? said.

Izuku was suddenly controlled by Zero who slapped Urarawhore. The class soon came and slowly by slowly , they were all slapped

Watch the slap . Sorry can't plaster it here . I have written this chapter twice . I don't think I wanna write it again.

' Meet me at the sky ' He suddenly got a mental message from Lily.

He frowned and teleported to the sky with a machine gun on the left and RPG on the right.

" You can put your weapons away , I just want a date " Lily who was actually prepared for an actual blue dress and a handbag. She was beautiful and even Izuku couldn't deny it.

" Follow me " She said and disappeared. Izuku saw the energy and teleported to where she was while keeping his weapons in his spacial quirk that so happens to have an atomic bomb but let's just focus on what is important.

Author : Wait atomic bomb is important .

Haha , let's CONTINUE WITH THE STORY

Author : Very well then.
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There they were in front of a fancy restaurant.

Lily took Izuku's hand and led him in.

Once they were settled on a table , Izuku finally broke the silence.

" Lily ........ What is your bra size "

Take 2

" So what are planning to do to me , chop my head off and throw it to leviathan or "

" God no , you actually think am that barbaric , no I just want us to solve our dispute "

" Then you shouldn't have called me darling infront of the school ruining me even more " Izuku said.

" Ok ok am sorry , I was just bitter you know "

" Oh and am not. "

" Asshole you're supposed to comfort me "

" I have been taught by Kazuma sensei the ways of gender equality "

" Fuck you "

" Maybe you should "

" Listen Izuku am trying to be reasonable here , we both suffered losses but you can't deny mine is greater. "

" Please , you had a happy childhood , if it wasn't for that psychotic killer who murdered your whole family in cold blood , you would still be among this Simps. And hey I agree yours is horrible but you have to take into consideration , my parents abandoned me , I had to survive by killing and when the one person who cares about me comes around , he is killed by his lunatic grandchildren. "

" That psychotic killer was you !"

" Oh yeah it was wasn't it " Izuku said grinning devilishly.

" Listen ... "

" Did the rat Satan put you up to this because , you're really doing a horrible job " Izuku said.

" No , it was by my own consent . I want us to start a fresh and go back to the olden days. "

" Where we used to brutally murder each other , those were the days. "

" No , back to the way we used to be before , you know "

" So and what's your plan in achieving that " Izuku asked.

" We comfort our demons " She said beckoning the bartender to bring some beers , thank God she was a pro or they would be kicked out of their.

" Ok , ladies first " Izuku said.

" * Groan * Fine , I forgive you about murdering my family , I know you weren't in the right state of mind since we killed your only reason to live "

" And I forgive you for killing my no our grandpa. I know he meant a lot to you too and supporting his murder must have been traumatic for you. I know you don't love money this you didn't have a reason to kill him " Izuku said.

" ... Izuku , does it hurt . You know losing him ?"

" You have no idea but I know yours must be torturous " Izuku said.

There was silence but there was followed by soft sobbing and everyone looked at our tables . Lily had finally let the emotions flow. Izuku despite being a crybaby had only cried for his grandfather once , when he died .

Izuku scooted to Lily and hugged her.

The beer came and Lily rubbed her tears , luckily she had not worn make up and she still looked beautiful.

" You know let's cement out friendship on beer " Lily said holding a beer and gulping it.

" That's irresponsible "

" Here's some rum " Lily gives Izuku some rum.

" What are we waiting for let's get drunk. " Izuku said.

" I still hate you know " Lily said.

" I hate you too " Izuku said.

Author : Wait a second , is this some kind of confession am too sadistic to understand.