That night in the Finnish cabins, Antti is in his room, who he shares with Tuukka (Kari has a room all to himself), on his laptop, sitting on the edge of the bottom bunk. "Let's see the medal count." Antti clicks something on his laptop.
Meanwhile, Kari is in the shower, singing What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction horribly. "Baby you light up my world like nobody else!!! The way that you flip your hair makes me overwhel--"
Tuukka yells from the living room, "TUUKKA IS TELLING KARI TO SHUT UP!!!"
Kari stops singing. "You shut up, Rask!" He continues singing like a dying cat.
"URGH!!!" Tuukka gets up and walks over to the bathroom door; he bangs on it multiple times. "HILIJAA!!!" (SHUT UP!!!)
Kari stops singing again. "Miski et hilijaa?!" (Why don't you shut up?!)
Antti looks up from his laptop and faces Tuukka and the bathroom door. "Olla hilijaa!" (Be quiet!)
Everyone falls in silence.
Antti sighs. "Kiitos." He continues looking at his laptop. (Thank you.)
Tuukka gives the bathroom door one final bang on the door and walks over to Antti. "Mitä sinä teet?" He sits next to Antti. (What are you doing?)
"Etsin mitalisaalis olympialaisissa." Antti looks up at Tuukka. "Miksi?" (I'm looking at the medal count of the Olympics. Why?)
"Vain ihmetellä. Kuka voitta." (Just wondering. Who's winning?)
Antti looks back down at the screen. "Yhdysvallat." (USA.)
Tuukka frowns. "Ollsi pitänyt tietää. Mikä on toiseksi ehiten mitaleja maa on?" (Should've known. What is the second most medals a country has?)
"Nolla." (Zero.)
"Nolla?! Oletko varma?" (Zero?! Are you sure about that?)
"Kyllä." (Yes.)
"Anna minun nähdä!" Tuukka grabs the laptop from Antti and stares at it closely. "Joten Yhdysvallat voitti kaikki mitalit toistaiseksi." (Let me see! So USA won all the medals so far.)
Antti slowly takes back his laptop. "No, ninnän se sanoo." (Well, that's what it says.)
Tuukka crosses his arms and makes a frustrated look. "Tuo ei ole reilua." (That's not fair)
Kari begins to belt out Midnight Memories awfully.
"Kari," Tuukka shouts at Kari's direction, "et laulaa hyvin! Hilijaa!!!" (Kari, you don't sing well! Shut up!!!)
"Pidä kommentteja itsellesi, Rask!" Kari shoots back. (Keep your comments to yourself, Rask!)
"Älä sano että, Tuukka! Se on epäkohteliasta," Antti tells Tuukka. (Don't say that, Tuukka! That's rude!)
"Kiitos, Antti!" Kari tells Antti. (Thank you, Antti!)
"Mutta sinun pitäisi laulaa itse. Tai vain ei laula ollenkaan, Kari." (But you should sing to yourself. Or not sing at all, Kari.)
Kari gets out of the bathroom, dressed in his PJs with a serious look. "Hieno." He walks off to his bedroom. (Fine.)
"Ja meidän täytyy sietää häntä yli kaksi viikkoa. Ugh." Tuukka gets up and climbs to the top bunk and sits on it. (And we have to put up with him for more than two weeks. Ugh)
"Älä huoli, voit hengissä--Lupaan." (Don't worry, you'll surive--I promise.)
Kiss You starts blaring from Kari's room.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tuukka shoves his face into a pillow. "Sammuta se! Sammuta se! Sammuta se!" (Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off!)
"Anteeksi, Tuukka! Käsitellä sitä!" (Sorry, Tuukka. Deal with it!)
Tuukka grabs his radio and fumbles with it, but then manages to blast hard core metal Finnish rock music. Tuukka sighs. "Parempi." (Better.)
"EI! Pilaat tunnelma!" Kari cranks up his music louder. (NO! You're ruining the atmosphere!)
Tuukka does the same thing.
Louder...
Louder...
Louder...
Louder...
Meanwhile, Antti is covering his ears, bearing the clash of songs. Finally, he just practically explodes. Antti throws his laptop onto his bed and stands up quickly. "Se on siinä, se on siinä! Käyttää kuulokkeita! Jokainen käyttää kuulokkeita! Ei enää kovaa musiikkia!" (That's it, that's it! Use headphones! Everyone uses headphones! No more loud music!)
Tuukka and Kari grab their headphones and listen to their music through them.
Antti sits back down and sighs. "Kiitos." (Thank you.)
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