𝐴𝑠𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒 ❦ 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙖 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙤

81

Chapter 81
Monday March 20
That's what you think

Lyn's pov

"We should pretend we're out dating and then out of nowhere start acting like it"
Mattia said as I slipped my shoes on

"You think"
I said while grabbing my house keys

"Ya cmon"
He said as we went out side
And everyone waiting for us

"Hey"
Mattia and I said at the same time

"Sooooo what happened at the week sleepover"
Kairi said

"First we argued about where we were gonna sleep then we decided to sleep in the same bed-"
I said and Mattia cut me off

"She kicks and snores and drools while she's sleep"

"I do not!"

"Yes you do"

Kairi's pov

Omg 😐
Wtf
This is not how it was supposed to go

Lyn's pov

I swear to god if he brings this shit up one more fucking time
I will curb stomp his ass
Fuck

"Shut up stop talking to me and tell them what happened"
I huffed
It's so unfair
I literally do not snore
BUT HE DOES
fuck
And I don't fucking kick shit
That little boy can't stop lying to save his life
Shit 1

"Whatever"
He said as he explained
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"Give me you hand"
Mattia whispered

"No"
I joked

"Ima tickle you in the middle of the cafeteria lyn"
He said and I rolled my eyes and gave him my hand as we walked to the ouch table
And everyone one looked at us confused
We sat down
And I started eating
I'm so tired
All day the only thing Mattia's been doing is picking fights with me
And I'm just drained out
Physically and emotionally
Ya know

"Um what was that"
Kairi said

"Oh there was one thing we didn't talk about and that was that we're dating"
I said

"Surprise!"
Mattia shouted

"Finally god took y'all 1,000 years"
Brook said

"Yesss it worked"
Kairi said
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"Ya know you never really asked me to be your girlfriend"
I said
"Soooo what are we"
I said while feeding Mattia candy

"That's up to you"

"So you don't care what I choose"

"Nope"

"Ok so if I picked girlfriend and boyfriend you wouldn't care"

"Nope"

"Friends with benefits"

"If that's what you want"

"What if I chose.... to marry you "

"Don't c- wait what!."

"Yea I think I want to get married"
I said

"We can't get married lyn"

"Why you said you didn't care and I want to get married so we are"
I said

"We literally can't get married"

"Why?"

"Because we're too young"

"Gypsies get married young"

"Your not a gypsy bride so you can't"

"Fine how about we become girlfriend and boyfriend and have kairi Mary us"

"I don't understand"

"Like instead of us getting married married we get girlfriend and boyfriend married"

"I still don't get it"

"Ok just think of it like this we are getting married at the beach and you'll never be able to leave me"
I said while smiling

"Whatever we're not getting married"

"That's what you think"

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A/n: tune in to see what happens next time on Asshole ~ Mattia Polibio
Aweeeeeeeee and we are almost at 100 k bro if we hit it ima be over the moon and also I'm so mad because I didn't know y'all wouldn't care if it was a real smut or not- but anyways I hope you have a great day bye luvs 🌹