Soooo ya. The description is pretty much the title. So like they react to memes, and like what if the 7 reacted to the Lightning Thief and those books?
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Me: Awwwwwww. Isn't Percabeth just the cutest?
Jason: *scoffs* What about me and Piper?
Me: Wel-l...this is awkward. I love Piper but kinda hate you. Wanna hear why?
Jason: No, not rea-
Me: K. This is why.
Reasons Why I Hate Jason Grace
1. He ignored his friendship with Reyna and completely ditched her, and was a jerk about it and didn't even really talk to her or his other friends
2. He ignored Percy being suicidal when they were underwater and Percy was trapped in poison
3. He didn't care whether Nico lived or died, and even suggested they not try and save them for the "good" of the seven
4. Annabeth and Hazel didn't trust him for ages, for good reasons, and if Annabeth doesn't trust someone no one can trust them! Excluding Tyson of course.
5. He THINKS he's better than Percy and all the other demigods and acts like he doesn't but *ahem* remember the Kansas incident?
6. He's to calculating, so he is cold
7. HE IGNORED THE SUPER SIZED MCSHIZZLE!
8. He's very stuck up
9. HE. THINKS. HE'S. BETTER. THAN. THE PERSON WHO RECOVERED ZEUS'S MASTER BOLT, SAVED GROVER FROM A FREAKING CYCLOPS, FREED THALIA FROM HER PINE, SAVED ANNABETH FROM ATLAS, FOUND PAN, SURVIVED THE LABYRINTH AND THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH, DEFEATED THE TITAN LORDS ARMY, THEN HELPED DEFEAT THE TITAN LORD HIMSELF!!!!! THEN HE SAVED JASON'S CAMP WHILE HE WAS AWAY BASICALLY DOING NOTHING ON HISSSSS QUEST! THEN HE DEFEATED TWO GIANTS (technically with Jason's help but he totally could've done it himself), THE WENT THROUGH LIVING HELL (Tartarus) AND BACK FOR ANNABETH, AND THEN DEFEATED THE GIANTS AND GAEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, Jason Grace. What have you done to make your life so amazing, and to make you better than any of the seven? What makes you better than Percy?
Everyone: Ummmmm......
Jason: *rolls eyes* HEY!
Piper: You're being unfair.
Annabeth: Why are you so protective of Percy?
Me: *snorts* Do I detect a hint of jealousy? Don't worry, I'm not like that moron Rachel Elizabeth Dare. Percabeth will live on forever, or the person responsible for breaking them up will die. I'm protective of Percy because he's my 2nd favorite character.
Annabeth: Well them who's your favorite?
Me: You, duh. If I had to list my favorite PJO characters it would go like,
1. Annabeth
2. Percy
3. Nico
4. Bianca
5: Zoë
6: Thalia
7: Silena
8: Grover
9: SALLY
10: Malcom
So yeah.
Jason: How come I didn't make the top ten?
The rest of the seven, excluding Percy and Annabeth: Yeah, and us to, why didn't we make the cut?
Me: Sorry guys, you're H.O.O. characters, not PJO characters. But all of you except Jason would've made the list.
Percy: Can we get back to the fact that I sorta asked Annabeth to marry me, and she sorta said YES?!
Me: Sorta?
Percy: Yeah. Cause it's not actually me.
Annabeth: Seaweed Brain you already know I'd say yes anyway, whats the big deal?
Percy: *gasps* BIG DEAL? BIG. DEAL? WISE GIRL, THE BI-
