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Percy: Aw really Wise Girl?

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Percy: Aw really Wise Girl?

Annabeth: Yes

Piper: OH MY GOD THATS SO CUTE

Leo: Um...Pipes? Your Aphrodite is showing.

Piper: Shut up I'm obsessing over a Percabeth

Rachel: I just knew Percy and I didn't belong with each other

Piper: Wait...You guys dated...?

Rachel: Yup. So we met at Hover Dam while Percy was on his quest for Annabeth, and I saved him after he swung a sword through me while I was blowing my nose, and I told him to hide in the bathroom behind me then i didn't see him again until freshman orientation (I think it was his freshman year right?) and I saved him again from demon cheerleaders, and then we started dating, and then I broke up with him during the titan war, and Annabeth saved me from a helicopter, and then I became the oracle.

Everyone else: ......

Percy: heh heh heh......

Jason: I ship it.

Annabeth, Percy, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Leo, Calypso, Reyna, Hylla, The gods, Chiron, literally everyone at CHB and CJ: NO. 

Rachel: Does no ship me and Percy?

Me: *snort* Duh. Perachel is a ship that sailed and sunk, and will never rise. Perachel should be disintegrated. Killed. Destroyed.

Rachel: Ok...Geez

Me: Well on that happy thought, let's move on. 

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