Disclaimer: this meme is not mine, it was just to blurry to see so I wrote it out
Me: So it goes like this.
Ask The Olympians
Q: How come Athena and Poseidon are still arguing?
You have no idea what you just started. -Zeus
It's been centuries. Build a bridge and get over it. -Artemis
Never! After all he's done? -Athena
We were actually on the brink of tolerance... -Poseidon
But then that Poseidon scum dating my daughter! -Athena
Are you calling my son sea scum? -Poseidon
Who cares about that? Are you insulting my ship?! -Aphrodite
Yeah! Percabeth forever! -Zeus
My daughter is far to wise to date that...boy. -Athena
And who chooses an olive over horses? They don't even that taste good!!!-Poseidon
Do you have any idea how annoying it is when those to argue? It distracts me from my poetry! -Apollo
That's why we like it... -Hades
What?! -Apollo
Nothing... -Hades
The sea has no logic to it! -Athena
Yeah? well your face has no logic to it! -Poseidon
See what I mean... -Athena
Annabeth: ummmmm...
Percy: No surprise there. Athena basically told that to my face after I saved Olympus.
Piper: You'd just saved Olympus...and she told you to stay away from Annabeth?
Percy: She told me, "
I once warned you, Percy Jackson, that to save a friend you would destroy the world. Perhaps I was mistaken. You seemed to have saved both your friends and the world."
Pretty big compliment from Athena. She did tell me once, "stay away from my daughter"
Leo: Hahahahahaha good job guys. Not one, but TWO gods disapprove of your relationship. I guess it just wasn't meant to be...
Percy, Annabeth, and Aphrodite: HOW DARE YOU.
Aphrodite: YOU WILL NOT BREAK UP MY SHIP LEO VALDEZ!!!
Me: Leo if you break up my ship, I swear to god I'll kill you. *cowers in corner to hide from all the angry Leo fangirls and also thinking how Leo would react if he knew he had fangirls*
*cough cough* Am I the only one thinking of "If you come near me again, I swear to god I'll kill you" from Divergent?
Leo: Your scary...did you know that?
Me: *grins evilly* Yup
Leo: Um can we move on......?
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The Seven React
Fiksi PenggemarSoooo ya. The description is pretty much the title. So like they react to memes, and like what if the 7 reacted to the Lightning Thief and those books?
