A Small Commander

April Fools!!

Fives POV
"Fives what are you doing?" Tup asked me as everyone started waking up.

"We need to do a April fool on Rex." I said.

"It's tradition!" Jesse said.

"What should we do?" Kix said.

"Why don't we do what we did last year?" Echo said.

"Nah, too risky he will see it coming."  I said.

"Let's start with what does Rex flex about the most to everyone." Hardcase said.

"Being the Captain to Skywalker." We all said.

"Then which Jedi does he hate the most?" Hardcase said.

"General Windu." We all said.

"No it's General Window! You got it wrong!" Hardcase said.

"No dude it's Windu." I said facepalming.

"Oh then that clears up a lot."

"That gives me an idea!" I said. "If we play two April fools on him then the first one he will believe then he wasn't expect another one!"

"Let's do it!" Hardcase said.

"The first one should be 501st legion is getting permanently assigned to general Windu. I don't really know what to do for the second one." I said.

"What if we say General WINDU fell out of a window and died." Jesse said staring at Hardcase when he said Windu. We all laughed.

"We have a problem though what if he doesn't believe the first one." Kix said.

"Yeah" Echo said.

"We can ask General Skywalker to send him a message and when he wakes up he will see it and freak out." Tup said.

With General Skywalker....

"Bye Padme love you.....Ahhh!!" He said turning around. Having a scare. I stare at him he nods.

"What would you like me to write?" He said everyone looked at me in surprise.

We all tell him what to write about five minutes later we hear someone burst out crying.

We run into Rex's room he is on the floor in the fetal position rocking side to side. Jesse just had his camera out. He stand there in shock no one thought he would react like this.

"Umm.. Sir?" Kix said barely holding in laughter.

"I-I can't believe it.." he said. When someone  small pushed pass us all.

"Pull yourself together and get up!" The Small Commander said kicking Rex he didn't budge. "Ok then 20 push ups!" She said we all couldn't stop laughing she had obviously seen what Rex had done if we were late to training and she just thought that was punishment.

"I'm going to the mess hall" he said gloomy.  Rex just left and went to the mess we all just couldn't stop laughing.

"Right everyone it's time to launch part 2!" I said. "You all know the plan! Me and My second in command. The Small Commander. Will be instructing you on how to give Rex trust issues...."

Rex POV
I just can't believe it the only thing I get to brag about is gone and that fat slug called Windu is my general. I can tell the future and can see on a future mission General Windu mysteriously fell off a cliff. I just sit and eat.

Fives POV.
"Everyone ready?" I asked they all nod. " Hardcase your up!" I said.

"OMG General Windu just fell out of a Window!" He said. Everyone is jumping on tables celebrating. I start to play the music from the wizard of Oz when they find the wicked witch is dead. I start chanting.
"Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead!" Everyone joins in. This lasts about 10 minutes till Anakin walks in.

"Woah what is going on!?!" He asked.

"Windu fell out of a Window and he is dead!" A random trooper called out.

"Sweet!" He said joining in with our chant.

Then the door opens to see Obiwan.

"What the hell is going on!?!" He said Ahsoka coming out from under the table.

"Windu is dead!" Anakin said.

"No he is not I just saw him at a council meeting."

"Awwwww.." the whole 501st and Anakin said.

"And we are still assigned as a legion to him!" Rex said.

"April Fools Rex!!" I said.

Sorry it was short!!

But have a good April Fools day!!

Now I read this chapter back it's kinda dark.
Here are some memes. Cause it April Fools day.

Bye guys!

Chloe-