–Ok, guys, quiet. Rolling in three... two... one...!
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The hero grunted.
"Wh're 'm I?" He slurred. Antennes blew a raspberry, trying not to laugh. NightHawk's shoulders shook in amusement as he swiveled his head around.
"Why'm I druuuunk?"
Antennes fell over with laughter.
"Idiots!" Carla yelled from off-camera. NightHawk laughed, looking over.
"Carla? How'd you get 'ere?"
Antennes smacked NightHawks shoulder, begging him to stop as he laughed and clutched his stomach.
–Cut! C'mon guys.
"Ha, sorry," Carla said, strolling over with a coffee and slapping NightHawk on the back.
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"Why does everyone hate me?" Damian asked wistfully as he lay on the ground in front of the cafe. Mike looked down at him disdainfully.
"Because you're gross."
"HOT GARBAGE PILE!" Pam shouted from down the street. Damian started chuckling, smiling as he picked his head up.
"I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!"
"DON'T CARE!"
He turned to Mike, both grinning.
"Fair enough," Damian said.
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-Take One-
"Uh, hey there! Is this, uh... Um...?"
-Take Two-
"Howdy! Is this El–la–blah-blah..."
Edward broke out in laughter.
"Uhhhh, no? Who is this?"
"I dunno, man."
-Take Three-
"Hi, is this, uh... Elephant?"
"Why, yes, it is."
"Oh perfect, I'm calling about your car's warranty–"
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"You'll be great, just be yourself! And don't forget to wear a condom! Drink your milk! Be home by ten!"
"Pam!" Edward gasped out.
"Is that not my line?"
"No!"
Pam started giggling.
"Oh. What is it?"
–Cut!
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"You are warm. How?"
"Heh, I've always run a bit warmer than most. Pam says I'm a living heater. Is this fine?"
Micheal cuddled closer, pulling Ed into a hug.
"Yer like a heated teddy bear!"
Edward laughed as Mike clung to him like a koala.
"Thanks, babe. Am– Oh, ok, am I carrying you now?"
Mike nodded with a chuckle.
"Onward towards home!"
Ed jogged down the path with Mike in his arms.
"You're such a dork!"
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Two Idiots and a Cape
RomansaWhen the resident villain Antennes found the hero NightHawk unconscious after their latest fight, he did what any villain would do, and took the opportunity to capture the hero. He expected the hero to fight back, lash out, probably kick his butt an...
