Child of a Dream Demon [Gravity Falls]

Chapter 14: Society of the Blind Eye

[•Dipper's POV•]
"AAAAHHHH!" I screamed in agony.

"WHAT!? What happened!?" Mabel ran over to my room with a filthy green bottle.

"*GASP* D-dipper is that– is that the..." She trailed off.

"The laptop." I finished for her, my face became super red of anger, if that's even possible.

"THAT FUCKING DORITO! HOW DARE HE SMASH THE LAPTOP!!!" I practically screamed at the highest note my meatsack lungs could do.

"PROFANITIES! IM PROUD OF YOU KID!" We heard Stan yell with a proud tone.

"UUGGGHHHHHH!" I groaned in every negative emotion possible, thrashing around my room like a child. But also making sure I don't break anything.

"WOW there Dipper! Are you having a seizure?!" Mabel tried to calm me down.

"I WAS THIS CLOSE TO FINDING OUT! AND HE JUST HAD TO FUCKING SMASH THE LAPTOP!" I complained angrily.

"Of course he'd go for the laptop first before the journal! It was the only place that wasn't being watched by at that time! Ugh! I should've known!" I continued yelling but it wasn't as loud as before.

"DIPPER!" Mabel called out.

"What!" I yelled.

"Look!" She pointed at the laptop with the green battle on her eye.

She gave me the bottle and I looked through it, I noticed a logo entitled "McGucket Labs" magnified on the back of the laptop.

"McGucket..." I mumbled.

"You don't think..." Mabel uttered looking at the laptop cautiously.

I knew it!

"It's either he's the author, or an accomplice of the author." I pretended to ponder.

Mabel grabbed the journal on the table and my arm, she pulled me upstairs to the gift shop where Wendy and Soos are, listening to the new popular summer song. And for some reason, Soos was eating his own pants.

"Wendy, Soos, we need to go see Old Man McGucket! We'll explain on the way!" Mabel said hastily as everyone immediately got up and ran outside.

"Hey, what about work? Kids! H– Why is Soos eating his own pants?" Stan questioned.

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After a few minutes, we were finally at the junkyard, where Old Man McGucket lives.

"Old Man McGucket, are you here?" I called out.

"Here hillbilly-billy-billy-billy." Soos said some words I don't understand.

"That's good!" We heard Wendy's friend, Nate, say. We saw him with Lee standing in front of graffiti that says "McSuckIt".

Rude.

"Took an hour to think of this, but it was worth it. Ha!" Lee said as they ran away when they saw McGucket walk in.

"Get outta here, you salt lickin', hornswagglin!... McSuckit, they got me good." McGucket said, he stopped what he was doing when he saw us.

"Visitors! Come, come." He lead us inside the junkyard.

"Pull up some rusty metal. You're just in time for my hourly turf war with the hillbilly what lives in my mirror." He informed and yells at his reflection in a bathtub.

"Quit starin' at me when I bathe!" He demanded.

Yeesh, whatever happened to you must've been real bad since it made you this crazy.