Child of a Dream Demon [Gravity Falls]

Chapter 22: Weirdmageddon 2: Escape from Reality

[•Bill's POV•]
"Bill! Uh, sorry, Boss, Gideon just let the Pines family escape! They're inside Mabel's bubble as we speak!" keyhole reported.

"Buddy, Mabel's bubble is the most diabolical trap I've ever created. It would take a will of titanium not to give into its temptation. Fetch me Gideon, you go continue your search for Sapling." I informed, he nodded and went back out the fearamid.

Pinetree, Red and Question mark...

Oh, how things could've gotten interesting. But I still have a job to do.

RINGRING RINGRING

Uh oh.

I answered my bowtie.

"Yellow!" I greeted the screen in front of me.

"BILL!!!" The caller, revealed to be my wifu, exclaimed.

"Oh! Heya dear! What's up?" I asked innocently.

"What do you think your doing!? Sapling is out there and your creating havoc!?" He exclaimed.

"Don't worry, darling. I'm making sure my friends over here won't destroy anything that has meatsacks in them. Instead, they're captured and brought here! This way, we can find Sapling easier." I informed.

"Bill... What if he's afraid? What if he's surviving alone out there? And when he finds out that the monster who created Weirdmageddon and destroyed his summer home was his father, how do you think he'll react?" He asked.

"Um... Never really thought of that." I admitted, sweatdropping.

"Ugh, if you find Alcor, call me immediately. Who knows what he'd do when he finds out." He informed.

"You got it!" I concurred.

"*Sigh* See you soon, sweety." He bid farewell.

"See ya, dear!" I waved and ended the call.

"Amazing, Bill. You didn't thought about how Sapling would react? How could you not have thought about that?" Pyronica asked as she flew in.

"Look Pyronica, my biggest goal is to find my son. I'll figure out the rest later." I shrugged.

"*Sigh* I hope you know what your doing, Bill. Cuz I, and everyone else, do NOT want to have to fight him." She said.

"Yeah, yeah. You got it." I replied nonchalantly.

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[•Dipper's POV•]
"Where the hell are we?" I blurted.

"Where is this?" Wendy asked.

Wait, I smell sweets...

The ground starts cracking with rainbow-colored fractures; Soos and Wendy screamed as they fall.

Of course...

"Guys, if I die, I wanna die hugging." Soos said as he grabbed me and Wendy into a hug.

"Ack! Soos, your choking me!" I irked.

"Let my body be your shield!" He replied.

We continued screaming until the we landed on a bouncy-house.

"A bouncy ground? Welp, that's a new one." I spout.

"Do you hear 80's music?" Wendy asked.

"And does the air smell like childlike wonder?" Soos asked.

I feel like Im gonna barf...

Bleh!

"It's fun-o'clock everyone. Today's weather calls for rainbows with a chance of dance parties. If you are the owner of a unicorn with a top hat, please come to the ice cream beach. Your unicorn is being towed." An announcer said.