Vector x Reader x Gru

10

I don't know why but you suddenly teleported in a boomer village, everything was so outdated like ur grandma. Anyways, you cha cha'd your way outside and harrassed people with fat yoshi. As you kindly showed people da wae of fat yoshi, you saw a red hairy puppet snorting cocaine next to a bundle of vegetables and fruit. You slapped your thighs and join him smoke pot.

"Hey, im elmo."

The cracked muppet said.

"Aye shawty im (y/n)."

Elmo cackled and died in too much drugs, you paid respect to him by shoving him 7 feet under. You continued your journey and saw a plumpy, round and big hippo, he was flexing at his imaginery gf. He saw you and smirked, slowly ascending on the water and wiggling his eyebrows. You choked when he tripped on a rock and you wheezed like the white wheezing guy in the memes. He got angry but relaxed himself.

"Waddup bb im moto moto."

"Hello moto moto."

"Whaz ur name bb girl."

You got angry at him when he called you that name, only your beloved can call you that! You gave him the middle finger and flew of the horizon.

You landed on a castle and saw the queen. You gasped and bow down onto the ground. The queen smiled and adopted you making you a pwetty princess. You laughed and abused your powers by commanding all the servant to bring food. The day passed by and it is tomorrow.

The queen said that you should get married but you flipped her off and locked urself in a room listening to shawty like a melody while bawling your eyes out eating chips and dr pepper. You then got kidnapped by black ninjas and they ninjutsu they way out with you into the white house.

You learned that Obama was the one who control this ninjas! Obama then proposed to you, you loved him but you love Gru and vEctor more. Obama got angry and put you in jail, you gasped and slapped him. He gasped and slapped back. This repeated until your arms came off.

You sleep on the floor and snored.