Vector x Reader x Gru

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Okay, I just poofed for 3 days and, bam. The reads proceed to x2 like, omg math 😡 but wowowowow I never expected for 200 reads like aAHAAAHHH- but thank you so much 😭😭 AND I GOT MY FIRST EVER VOTES ABWUAYDYACDJKAYOWUI. Anyways drink liquid, inheyl, egseyl and remember to wap for our lord piss god 🙏🙏🙏🙏 and shrek 🤮

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Chile so anyways, you become emo for a week and cried on the floor at the endless cruel nights. There were tissues everywhere, chips sprawled around the ground, empty crushed soda cans and ur beloved kawaii donald trump desu body pillow XXL. You hugged sempai and let out a weird ass screech, caressing urself as blck tears fall from your face because of the mascara.

Two weekz l8er...

"Bitch, waddufuk r you doing here?"

"Mamacita, pls come back we miss you."

"What belove- ermm, victor said."

"FUCK U, I TOLD ITZ VECTOR WITH AN E."

"OH BITCH, WANNA GO PUNK?"

You slammed the door in their faces making them fall down in their hawt ass. You pout as you continued your way with you interrupted cuddle session with trump until ur door got blasted. You gasped and summoned your 69 black scythe pointing towards the two seggc men. They collapse on their knees and beg in forgiveness, ur lip trembled and you cried too, stabbing those hot idiots. You jumped in surprise and regret what you did. You called the wee woo and the popo, they arrived and they have the audacity to cuff you.

Timeskip to hospital bed...

vEctor and Gru made it alive and you were so happy you could piss ur pants. Anyways, you bought their favourite food due to your stalking skillz. You visit their room and they were awake! You sonic dashed at their way and hugged them. Also punching their stomach because they're a bitch. They teared in happiness and pain and they kneeled infront of you. You dropped their favourite food and gasp, ur eyes tearing up as you covered your mouth. They pulled out a black box out of their ass.

"(Y/N), will you marry us?"

They both said, you nodded so fast your head flew off, jk. You said yes and hugged them, suffocating them with ur deadly kiss. You snatched the ring and wear it, you admire the ring ur husbands gave you and hugged them once more.

"Soo, when's the honeymoon?"

"Bruh, we ain't married yet."

Another timeskip...

"I pronounce you, husbandos and waiffu." Said kawaii sempai donald trump with his UwU face. You grabbed the boys and mauled them with ur lips, they blushed and kissed back as the crowd cheers. Obama approached you and congratulated for your marriage even tho he jelly. The queen Elizabeth nodded in approval as she pet her dog, shrek and moto moto stuffing their faces with hot pockets and doritos and elmo dance raving at his grave.

You smiled and throw the flower, slamming it to the girls face but they were happy when they caught the flower. You looked at them again and smiled, this was ur happy ending...

... or was it?