Vector x Reader x Gru

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Woah woah woah, 100 reads??? Yall read this shit??? Thank you sooooo much we really appreciate it!!!! :OOO we're celebrating this phenominom (whatever that spells) with pee flavored jelly beans 😎😎😎

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So anyways, you watch Twilight and My little Pony crossover and then you decided to cosplay a mix of twilight sparkle and Edward. So you grap ur balenciagah makeup and swish swosh the powder to your face.

Suddenly the door bell rings like aiaia im your little butterfly black blue and green like those cheap ass high quality barbie phones. You open your door with your purple and blue tinted face with some sparkly tattoo on ur butt cuz duhh, twilight sparklezz??

As you open ur door you gAsP dRaMaTiCaLlY becuz of da thicc guest. Turns out it was dora and boots (boots more like booties amirite). As they speak espanyol you thought they were rapping so you started beatboxing like eminem. They become hangry cause you seem to be looking down at them so you invited them for dinner. They robbed you because monke is wobbery.

You cry like cave men ourgh ourgh until jesus comes. But it was actually handsome squidward. His nose like hot potato sack. But its not as hot as gru’s pinochio nose and wig snatched head. You dont want to get tricked again so u kicked him out and slammed the door on him.

You become emo and badass because of the incident and walk to meet Gru and vEctor to give them a beating in the shins.