spider-man one-shots

14- Vine

(this is a compilation of Peter annoying the avengers with his Vine references while they're on vacation)

(context)

Tony had agreed that if they pulled off this next mission he would book them a vacation. they did, and since Peter had helped them with it and going on vacation without him was basically illegal, Peter came along.

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they were all at the pool, Wanda, Natasha, Tony, sitting on the beach chairs, bruce and Sam at the Tikki bar while steve and bucky were in the hot tub, talking and laughing.

Peter had gone to grab towels when he saw Bucky and Steve.

that's when he took his chance.

"TWO BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB, FIVE FEET APART CUZ THERE NOT GAY!" Peter yelled across the pool, making everyone jump and Tony some of his drink on his shirt.

"PETER!" Tony yelled.

"yeah! what does that mean!? I'm not gay!" bucky yelled while Peter laughed and giggled.

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"Hey kid, toss me my keys," Tony said as he grabbed his hat, he and Peter about to leave the room.

right as Tony was about to turn around a printer crashed next to him.

he spun to peter, angry seeing he was the one who threw it.

"WHAT THE FUCK- WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW A PRINTER?!"

"you told me to," said Peter.

"WHA- I SAID MY KEYS!"

"oh, I thought you said printer," Peter said.

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER!?"

Peter giggled while Tony looked from him to the printer stuttering.

"WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND A PRINTER?!" he exclaimed.

"I don't know, don't ask questions you don't want answers to Mr.Stark," Peter shrugged.

"WHA- I DO WANT ANSWERS!"  

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Peter chugged the can of soda he got from the vending machine.

all the avengers were at the hotel lobby waiting for Steve, sam, and Bucky to come down so they could go out to dinner.

"THIS BITCH EMPTY! YEET" Peter yelled as he threw the empty can of soda.

there was a small bonk as it hit Tony on the head. "PETER!" he yelled.

"Oops, sorry Mr.Stark!"

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"Peter can you get some milk from the 7 eleven downstairs?" Tony asked.

"HE NEED SUM MILK!" Peter yelled.

there was a minute of silence as everyone looked at Peter annoyed who had a big, goofy smile on his face.

"I'll leave," He said getting up.

"yeah and don't come back until you're over all your internet references!" Steve called after Peter who grabbed a room key.

"internet references" peter giggled as he opened the door and left the room.

"I can't tell if I hate that kid or love him," Steve said and everyone nodded in agreement.