this one's pretty short
context bc I don't know how to put this in a non-weird sentence: Steve, Natasha, Tony, Thor, and Peter were at a bar to celebrate a completed mission.
as they were talking the waiter came up to them, ready to take their orders.
"I'll take a martini," Tony said after everyone else ordered.
as the waiter was taking down his order, Tony noticed Peter, who was sitting there awkwardly.
"Oh, and the kid will take a rootbeer,"
right as the waiter started to write that down, Thor interrupted.
"what?! this is a celebration! Get man of spiders a beer!" he bellowed, slapping Peter on the back.
"what? No! he's 16!" Tony immediately exclaimed out of dad instincts.
"oh, then 2 beers for the man!"
"he's not a man, he's a child! stop offering my son- I mean Peter beer!"
"oh come on Tony, man of spiders is old enough to have a beer, he's not 5!"
"yeah, he basically is!"
"I'm not-" Peter started but Tony held up a hand.
"The adults are talking which means you are not," he said strictly.
Peter quickly nodded and tightly shut his mouth.
"Peter is not having a beer and that is final,"
"you can't reprive the man of a nutrition table or whatever you mortals call it!"
"beer is not one of the 5 major food groups, Thor!"
"o-" Thor started but Steve slammed his hands on the table, interrupting him.
"guys! stop fighting! Peter's not getting a beer and the poor waiter has been standing here way too long!"
Steve turned towards the waiter
"just get the kid a root beer,"
The waiter quickly nodded and hurried off.
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spider-man one-shots
Fanfictionbasically the title. (I might have spelled one-shots wrong tho) full of irondad, spiderson, mamaspider, avenger family, fluff, angst, and any other basic ass trope I feel like. no ships unless I decide to idk I'm a mess lmao. (BUT 100% NO STARK...
