equal {karlnapity}

winners loss

°Karl°

I looked at the raven-haired man "well honk" I said as I went to the door "what are we gonna do?" The now vigilante said "I dunno hide or something" I said as the knocking intensified

He just stood next to me "where do I?" I just shrugged at him as he disappeared up the stairs I opened the door to a shorter male about my age maybe a few years younger standing in the opening

"Hello?" I asked him "there is a villain after me please let me stay here," he said looking around.

I signaled him to come inside and inspected the forest for any other heroes that may be here if it was a trap I closed the door standing in the room with the stranger

He had a blind eye with a huge scar running down his face his other dark brown eye seemed almost black he had a little scar in the form of a J under his good eye "what happened?" I asked him, suspicious of his reason for seeking shelter here

"I was walking home from my job at the bar and this guy started following me I ran to the forest trying to hide" I nodded not believing the story he was telling. I am a pretty bad liar but I am good at spotting one and I believe I just caught one red-handed

I saw him reach behind his back and I acted on instinct putting both my hands in front of me I pulled them up and swiped them beside me as I did that two thick strong strands of grass grabbed both of his arms and revealed what he was grabbing a 22 caliber pistol what was special about it was it wasn't a pistol it was a shotgun he had cut the front of to do more damage on short-range perfect for situations like this

He was pulled to his knees  by the force of the plants pulling at his arms "I'll ask you again why are you here?" I looked at him "por encima de mi cadavér" he snarled I didn't understand a thing but I knew it wasn't nice

"Look if you just tell the truth I won't put up a fight I just need you, to be honest for me to trust you," I said trying to get his trust he started struggling again and when he found no escape he gave up

"Fine I got chased by a hero I ran in the forest and wanted to stay here" I nodded "so you're a villain?" I asked him he didn't answer

but I could already guess his answer "well why didn't you say so?" I let his hands go

"What?" He said confused narrowing his eyes as he stood up "Karl Jacobs nice to meet you uhm I am the uh perrywinkle?" I reached my hand for him to shake cuss that's what people did when meeting other people

He nodded "Quackity or conquian" he grabbed my hand and shook it "yo it's clear!" I said as sapnap emerged from the top floor "what?!" He said pointing at the ex hero

"Yeah I kinda kidnapped him and kinda converted him to become a vigilante," I said casually pointing at the man next to me

The man that was now identified as quackity was shocked "why are you running anyway?" Sapnap asked. The Mexican started to fidget with his hands

"Well, you see I may have uhm slept with a hero for money?" He asked more than confessing "you let a hero bang you?" Sapnap bluntly said

"Ew no! Only pretended to be in love with him. I'm crazy but that's a little too much even for me" Sapnap nodded in agreement

As I watched him I said"well I only have a couch and a hammock so if you wanna stay"- Sapnap and Quackity looked at me and stopped for a second

"I'll sleep on the couch," the three of us said in the sink "what if the three of us sleep in the hammock it looks big enough?" Sapnap suggested being the most open and social of both of us

"Sure," Quackity said I also was okay with it so I just nodded we stood in an awkward silence that was quickly broken with heatwaves playing

"Are you joking?" Sapnap said pulling out his phone "your ringtone is heatwaves?" Quackity asked

"It's an inside joke leave me alone"- sapnap snarled as I chimed in "hey I'm supposed to be the fourth wall breaker in the relationship!" Sapnap and Quackity looked at me

"What relationship?!" Sapnap asked the phone still blaring music "pick up the goddamn phone!" Quackity yelled through the pure chaos

Sapnap picked up the phone "are you okay where are you?" An unrecognizable voice said on the other line "oh hi George uh I can't talk right now doing hot girl shit" he took the phone off his ear and ended the call

Quackity started to cackled loudly as I could feel a few giggles emerge from the depths of my body I looked at sapnap "hot girl- aahaha" I put my sweater's sleeve over my mouth

After a while of laughter the three of us just stood there I had an amazing "hey goody good guy sapnap wanna commit crimes with us?" Sapnap looked at me

"Where?" He asked I just shrugged not having an idea "wanna steal computers from the college" I looked at sapnap and he was equally as confused as me

"What? They sell for a lot online?" I looked at sapnap "let's go rob a fucking college!" I said happily clapping my hands together "you are crazy" sapnap said pointing towards me his orange eyes glistening "get used to it everyone in this business is at least a little twisted"

Quackity looked at me biting a little on his thumb "not me I'm perfectly sain" he said smiling with a golden tooth in his mouth I just looked at him

"Okay mister gambling addiction okay mister spends all his money at arcades okay mister sleeps with heroes okay miste"- "okay I get it!" He interrupted me

Sapnap being the only decently sain person just looked at us "don't say a word mister arson" Quackity said silencing sapnap's thoughts

"Hey I have only committed minor acts of arson when it was necessary" both I and Quackity looked at each other

"Keep telling that to yourself," Quackity said bluntly "yeah keep telling that to yourself" I joined him laughing

{I think my FBI agent is worried- my entire search history is guns and Spanish-}