°Sapnap°
Okay so quick recap I was a depressed hero in a toxic system I became friends with the two vigilantes I had to hunt down. I reunited them with their family and now we are on our way from an unholy nunnery like what the fuck?This woman cracking one offensive joke after another okay got to admit they where kinda funny but... a nun?
"Okay go left right now" I said snapping out of my thoughts we where on our way to visit my parents well not really... my parents found me on the side of a volcano and took me in who leaves a toddler on the side of a volcano nobody knows
"Okay where here" I pointed to a casual two story house with a small garden in the front I walked upfront but I could scence Karl's excitement behind me and honestly it was heart melting this man was so fucking wholesome
I rang to doorbell while we where waiting Quackity had a wuestioning look on his face he pointed at the door and asked "ey man why yo door so tall?" I looked at the door and realised "oh my dad is huge" Quackity looked at me like I was insane "yo dad is ten foot?" I just nodded the door seemed to move open a little as a shady figure opened the door they seemed to be made out of shadows a hood covering most of their face and a... pink apron
"Oh Sapnap good timing I was making muffins!" The spawn of Satan chirped happily I smiled as I looked at my friends who just stared "papa isn't home?" I asked as I was already with one foot inside "oh! Yes he is, he's in the kitchen!" He said walking thrue the hallway Karl and Quackity just looked at eachother star struck
Tubbo's mouth seemed to hit the floor 'whaaatttt'he mouthed to Quackity who was just as confused I followed my father thrue the hallway into the kitchen my friends walking behind "oh how rude of me I should introduce myself!" My dad said clapping his pitch black hands together
He took of the hood and as he did that he shrunk about three feet in size and the black shadow around his face dissapeared "badboyhalo but please call me Bad!" He said reaching a hand over the table for one of my two friends to shake Quackity grabbed the hand hesitantly as he did that I saw another figure enter the kitchen
"Papa!" I said as I ran towards the man "sapnap! How nice!" He smiled as he patted my head I looked at the man one brown and one bright blue eye stared back at me with a caring smile a patch of blue gemstone covered his cheek "how are you?" I smiled as I peft the hug he nodded "the power thing is coming together so better I guess"... he laughed a little he then looked at my friends
"Who are they?" He asked pointing at men "oh those are my friends Quackity and Karl" he looked at them and then at me he was onto something I just couldn't lay my finger on it "friends... sure" he nodded my eyes widened as I chocked on air "p-papa what the fuck?!" My dad snapped his head towards me
"Language!" He said with a tint of anger in his voice this is what I meant with my parents being wierd
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°Sapnap°After the visit with my parents the vibe under the trio had changed Karl was quit fidgeting with his now iconic knitted sweater Quackity was stuck in thoughts once every time he would scratch the back of his neck or start a short conversation with Tubbo we walked towards Karl's cottage
"Uhm I gotta fix a bed for Tubbo uhm"- he popped his lips together thinking for options his eyes seemed to light up a little as he lifted his hand up trees formed the skeleton of a bed withought a mattress "okay uhm who will steal a mattress?" He clapped his hands together
Even though I was slowely turning into a kleptomaniac I didn't really feel like it and Quackity also didn't seem like the person to steal infront of a minor I did have an idea so with a bit of hesitance I said :"we could possibly go check out that centrum with Phil and look for stuff there?" My request was answered with a nod I looked at the seventeen year old goat
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equal {karlnapity}
Fanfictiona world where you are one of two things getting beaten up because you have powers or getting beaten up cause you don't have them the hero system is absurd and toxic but that's just my opinion you might be asking who am I? Well thank you for asking...