equal {karlnapity}

post-credits

Karl, Quackity, and Sapnap sat on a leather couch in a giant hotel room they weren't planning on paying for. They looked at the TV as the reporter talked about a crime they committed, just a casual act of vandalism on the white house, nothing much. Then the reporter completely changed the subject, Sapnap was about to shut off the TV but stopped himself as he realized what the subject was, it was a doctor of some sort, talking about the probability and possibility of a child being born powerless, he recognized the doctor but couldn't quite remember from where. He turned to Quackity and nudged his shoulder, he raised his head looking at the screen and started to listen to what the doctor was talking about.

"Hello, welcome all doctors and participants to come and listen to my talk about the research I have conducted" he walked around the stage with a pen in his hand and sighed "My name is doctor Sam, I have researched the probability and the possibility of a child being born powerless for the last couple of years and the results were is I have written down in my hypothesis." He stopped his sentence once more went to lean over a folding table and looked at the crowd "you need to listen to me when I tell you there is NO CHANCE of any person being born without a power! NO CHANCE!" He said almost sounding legitimately mad. "But doctor how can you possibly prove this?" He asked himself so that the crowd didn't need to, "Well let me tell you, in every aspect of science there are disorders... specialties, physical, psychological, biological". He stopped again "But ladies and gentlemen there is ONE! Were every disorder is caused by an outside force... and that is genealogical". He stood back up again and returned to walking back and forth on the stage.

"Let's take cancer for an example, it's in the genes, it can take out entire families. BUT! It is primarily caused by the body attacking itself and then that disorder working itself into the genes, so the problem doesn't start as something genealogical, no it starts as physical and then progresses into something genealogical. GENES DON'T LIE! DNA DOESN'T LIE! EVEN POWERS CAN'T CHANGE GENES AND DNA! SO TELL ME! HOW IS IT THAT A COUPLE WITH POWERS CAN GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD WITHOUT THEM?!" The doctor went calm again, "and this is where I return to the example of eye colors, parent A has brown eyes and parent B has blue eyes, most people believe that there is a 50 percent chance that that child will have blue eyes". 

The man stopped a second to take his breath "But most people are wrong in that, you see parent A's mother has blue eyes and the father has brown eyes, all her 5 brothers and sisters have brown eyes except one. THIS MEANS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN that the brown eye gene in her family is noticeably more dominant than the blue eye gene. Parent B, his mother has blue eyes, and his father has blue eyes, but his sister has brown eyes. This means that there is a brown eye gene present in parent B's DNA. THIS CONCLUDES that if parents A and B were to have a child that the chances of the child having blue eyes almost don't exist".

"So if a couple with generations upon generations worth of powers, give birth to a child without them... then something doesn't match up, right? There should be no chance that that child doesn't have powers it doesn't match up, it's been proven that humanity started with these powers. It's been proven that the first human beings had these powers. SO HOW DO SOME PEOPLE NOT HAVE THEM TODAY THERE IS POSSIBLY NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION, and then we come to the point of incest, a whole portion of the mental and physical defects are caused due to past generations performing incest but then again, if two siblings with powers have a child then yes that child has chances of being disabled in all kinds of ways but then again, at the beginning of time mankind started with powers, and inbreeding or most commonly known as incest can not change that". The video of the TED talk stopped and it was brought back to the news report which calmly went on with reading the daily hassle that went on in the city. But both Karl, Quackity, and Sapnap sat there in complete silence. 

Quackity almost looking through the television and the wall into the other room, as he could feel both Sapnap and Karl's eyes burn into the side of his head, as Karl made sense of everything that had been said, he smiled "Wait does that mean that-" Quackity gulped "I have powers-" he looked a Karl grabbed him by the shoulders "I fucking have powers, Karl!" He shook Karl around as he stood up and walked around the room "I fucking- I HAVE POWERS!" He yelled as Sapnap was still busy processing "Okay Sapnap help me here- anything abnormal or just strange that Quackity's able to do" Sapnap was snapped out of his daze and immediately started brainstorming, "Okay- uhm..." he said thinking about every minorly weird think Quackity had managed to do, after a long time of silence Karl broke it jumping up and down on the bed "HOLD ON I GOT IT" He jumped off the bed, and grabbed Quackity's deck of metal playing cards, he shifted through them and pulled one out holding it behind his back "Which card did I pull" he said looking at Quackity "I don't fucking know... ace of spades?" He said shrugging, Karl laughed as he threw showed the card he had pulled... ace of spades. "No- that's just luck-" Quackity said in denial of Karl's most recent discovery.

"But it makes sense! Quackity every time we play a card game you never lose, like ever! You don't always win but you never lose... isn't it strange that you always seem to win at least something at the slot machines? Or lose but minutes later find money laying on the ground". Quackity stopped and looked at Sapnap who just nodded in agreement "yeah it could be luck but it's so unlikely to not lose a single game, not even luck-based ones"

Quackity went silent.

And with that silence, the story ended... for real this time.

{I have been sitting on this idea since I posted the first chapter of this book but I NEVER found a way to put it in, until now almost a year after the book was released. Also shameless self-promo I have more books up so if you liked this, and you liked me, make sure to check them out}