Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

JJK + you liked their relative/ best friend before you started dating

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Itadori:
-Honestly he thought he'd be gay for Megumi too 
-Like lowkey doesn't blame you
-He's not really an insecure person, more so overthinks just a bit
-Only a bit
-Pretty chill about it and is ok cool
-Glad he has you now though

Megumi:
-This boy on the other hand
-Like he isn't mad and isn't petty
-But it's not his fault he overthinks all the time 
-And he thinks why shouldn't you?
-He means like, Itadori is a great guy
-Friendly, nice, outgoing
-this boy already thinks he's inferior to a lot of people, that includes his life
-Please...just...make sure he's ok

Nobara:
-"Hah?!"
-She's so offended like
-Not because you used to like Itadori or anything (idk why but I feel like Nobara's type would like Itadori too) but BECAUSE THAT WAS WHO YOU CHOSE TO LIKE
-Like...good for you
-Good for you for upgrading
-Good for you for having better taste now
-Isn't jealous at all just really offended

Maki:
-Refused to talk to you for a week
-It wasn't because you liked someone close to her before
-It was because who you liked
-"We're nothing alike!"
-It was her sister
-But like...is it your fault Mai is fucking hot??? 😗
-Like when she popped up on screen episode 6 we all had the hots for her before she opened her mouth
-Still iffy about it

Inumaki:
-"Salmon"
-Sorta nods in understanding
-Okkotsu's a great guy
-Anybody could fall for the loveable fool
-Inumaki's not really jealous
-He's just not the type
-Is probs the most chill about it actually

Okkotsu:
-"O-oh. I see."
-Is sorta confused
-Like how could your type range from Maki to him?
-He's not really jealous sorta worried you've still got attached feelings
-Fidgety boy
-Kinda silently grasps for your attention like a small kitten
-Shower him in that love though <3

Gojo:
-THE MOST CHILDISH MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS LIST I SWEAR–
-You know how Getou is canonically the most popular with the girls (and the guys let's be honest)
-Well ofc you noticed that delectable man
-When Gojo found out he sorta just stares at you with this frown/pout 
-"Betrayl"
-"hah???"
-Like just utters the word
-He tries to act mad and ignore you but by the end of the day he's running into your arms

Getou:
-Not really surprised
-When you said it was because of Gojo's ass, Getou deadass NODS ALONG WITH YOU
-"I see. I agree that Satoru does have a fine ass."
-Hand under chin in thought, like genuinely thinking through this
-You thought he was gonna be jealous....
-And he knows this
-So he's also just laughing at your face 

Nanami:
-"Honey..."
-"I'm sorry Kento T-T. I just thought they were really nice 😭"
-"I was expecting that idiot Gojo or something... but the bakery girl?"
-You just stared at him and said the taro bread was divine
-He had to agree with you on that one
-Isn't very jealous
-Just sorta scoffs like you said one of your usual childish things

Sukuna:
-So offended
-"WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE. I'M OBVIOUSLY BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT BRAT!"
-Did I mention offended?
-"Babe you literally share a body with Itadori. The only difference is that you slick your hair back to be cool and have tattoos."
-"I'M SO MUCH–what do you humans call it nowadays?–HOTTER THAN HIM!"
-But like how were you supposed to notice Sukuna without noticing Itadori first? Like is it really your fault?

Naoya:
-"He carries a fucking worm around his waist. It isn't even a pretty worm. Half the time it's lodged in his goddamn stomach."
-One of the only time this regal jackass curses
-He knows his cousin was obviously the better looking brother compared to Jinichi
-But still
-"You know he's fucking short for his age?"
-Ok like you're any better?
-The slander 🙄✋