JJK + sorting them into hogwarts houses

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Itadori:
-Primary house would be Gryffindor
-Not because he cares about being brave or anything
-Most of the time he doesn't care
-But he does care about honor
-Right thing type of shit
-For his secondary house I was considering slytherin...but where's the ambition?
-The strategy?
-Ig the loyalty's there but not a dominant trait
-Secondary house would be hufflepuff

Megumi:
-This one's a tough one
-Honor is important to him
-But it's not based on the honor system society has created
-It's based on his vision of honor
-Which is a slytherin thing...
-But slytherins aren't known for their honor...
-But they are when it comes to their loved ones...
-Primary house is Slytherin purely because he has more of their traits
-His vision of honor, is a strategist, loyalty to loved ones (3 pts for slytherin)
-Honor (1 pt for Gryffindor)
-Secondary house would be Ravenclaw though
-Very studious student
-Genuinely reads for fun

Nobara:
-Primary house is...gryffindor....
-She's no coward (+1)
-She's hardworking (+1)
-She makes decisions if it benefits her (-1)
-Has ambitions...kinda (-1)
-It's fine her secondary house is slytherin

Maki:
-Primary house is slytherin
-Has ambitions to become clan head (+2)
-Isn't a strategist (-1)
-Secondary house would be Gryffindor

Inumaki:
-...Primary house is hufflepuff...
-But he has Ti which means he's a Ravenclaw–
-But he's got Fe that makes him a hufflepuff–
-Doesn't do well in school (-2 for ravenclaw)
-Isn't a nerd...per say (-1 for ravenclaw)
-Is a plant mom (+1 ravenclaw, +3 hufflepuff)
-Primary house is hufflepuff
-Secondary house is ravenclaw...
-You don't have to do well in school to be a ravenclaw...
-Just be creative

Okkotsu:
-Why do people say he's a slytherin...?
-Like I'm genuinely curious..
-Ig he does really care about his loved ones (+3 for slytherin)
-But has zero ambition (-4 for slytherin)
-Isn't a strategist (-1 slytherin)
-Isn't clever (-1 for slytherin)
-Seems more like a hufflepuff
-Primary house: Hufflepuff
-Secondary house: slytherin

Gojo:
-Easy
-Primary house: Slytherin
-Cares about loved ones (+3)
-Is a strategist (+1)
-Is clever (+1)
-Is an ENTP (+2)
-Is ambitious (+2)
-A bit selfish (+.5)
-...is a pureblood...just got the vibes (+.5)
-Is good with science...(+.75)
-Secondary house would be Ravenclaw...
-I don't think he's stupid
-And finds intelligence hot
-And ✨creativity ✨
-Likes creativity
-But never's gonna be a gryffindor...sike
-17 year old Gojo would be secondary Ravenclaw
-But 28 year old Gojo has potential to be secondary Gryffindor
-17 year old Gojo says fuck it to honor all the way (not really but kinda)
-28 year old Gojo acknowledges honor...but doesn't incorporate it as much
-Still secondary ravenclaw bc they can be selfish

Getou:
-Kinda hard
-Honor (+3 for gryffindor)
-Ambitious (+2 for slytherin)
-Clever (+2 for slytherin)
-Bravery doesn't matter to him
-He just is
-But it doesn't define him
-Primary house: slytherin
-Secondary house: gryffindor
-Why not secondary Ravenclaw?
-He cares more about honor than creativity 

Nanami:
-Uhhhhhh
-Primary house is...huffle...puff...
-I think
-He has potential to be Gryffindor but the bravery isn't there if he left the shaman world for a time but he did come back ig... (-2 but +1)
-He's not ambitious at all
-He's not stupid, and is adpet with knowledge but he isn't a strategist so I barely see any slytherin
-You know what I'm making his primary house ravenclaw 
-Secondary house hufflepuff

Sukuna:
-Primary house slytherin
-Fuck honor
-Fuck bravery
-He already has bravery, but it doesn't define him
-Has some ambitions but is lazy about it
-Secondary house is Ravenclaw

Naoya:
-Primary house slytherin
-Has ambitions (+4)
-Doesn't give a damn about loyalties (-2)
-Cocky assehole (+.5)
-Isn't a strategist (-1)
-Isn't clever (-1)
-We're still gonna give him primary slytherin
-Secondary house: ravenclaw
-He studies are good...I guess
-Prob plays piano if you saw the recent chapter (148)
-But is his secondary house bc ravenclaws are kinda selfish
-Like they wanna be the best in what they do...y'know?

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