Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots + Headcanons

Match Up #5

Word Count: 2542

Thank you to @Fois_D_Ciel for requesting!

Let's see... I am a istj-t and a scorpio. My favorite subjects in school are accounting and math. I can come off as a bit cold and emotionless at first, but if tou get to know me better then expect a lot of praises and compliments along with random affectionate gestures such as hugs and such. Careful not do disturb me in a bad mood though, I may cuss a lot during those times. My hobbies are writing, reading, cooking for my loved ones, and eating sweets. I like sweets and stories, along with seeing my loved ones getting flustered if I tease them. I dislike it when people disturb my sleeping time (unless you're someone I consider really close), along with anything bitter, spicy, or sour. What I'd like in a partner is loyalty and the slightest bit of possessiveness. I have some insecurities... Like if he'll ever leave me and such, so I'm really just searching for someone loyal. If he's a little possessive, it just kind of soothes me in the way that he wouldn't be the one to leave me I guess. Though I don't like someone who is too flirty with others, basically a playboy because I'd start doubting myself and get insecure. My ideal date would be a stargazing date or just spending time at home cuddling.

So my initial thought on who I think would go well with you is Naoya Zenin. Possessive motherfucker, borderline domineering– or so the fandom says. 

I honestly to god think that there isn't enough history on his character to decide anything. Like he's selfish, a little bitch, and wants to kill our boy Megumi, but he's not a cursed user–yet. I think he's got his priorities and if you do your part as his significant other then he'll do his part whether it be a husband or a boyfriend. 

I also don't think he's the fuckboy everyone makes him out to be. He's got a pretty face and can sweet talk anyone, but I don't see him as someone who flirts casually. Like he wants something out of them but it's not flirting. So the loyalty is there, but only for you. 

Furthermore, he's shameless. Kind of. He's not someone with regrets at least. He's rather blunt and will say stuff as is unless he wants something. So he'll probably not be afraid to tell someone to fuck off from you. 

Trigger warning! I put a little bit of sexual violence in here but it isn't explicit. If it is triggering then don't read. 

To the Oneshot:

There weren't many instances where you felt the love of your so called boyfriend of 2 years. Sometimes it didn't feel like 2. 

What had it been like meeting Zenin Naoya? It was an assigned mission in the last year of your high school life, your fourth year. When you turned to look at your partner, you gave him a mere glance before turning back to Yaga. 

It was amusing hearing the audible gasp come out of him. 

Even on the mission, your expectations from him hadn't grown much. He treated you like any other male shaman. You rolled your eyes as he started listing off his orders, you merely making mental checks on which ones you could do the opposite of just to spite him unless it jeopardized the mission.

"You done?" you glanced at him with an unimpressed eye. This did not amuse him whatsoever. 

"Listen here you–"

"No you listen you beady eyed charcoal faced fuck," you had stepped up nose to nose to him now, unabashed in your endeavor. "If you actually spent time fighting curses instead of doing your eye makeup in the morning then you'd know that route would be ineffective."

"Oh bleh, you're fucking gloomy," he rolled his eyes. "Of course I thought about it. And if we doing everything correctly then we won't fuck up."