Chapter 1 (The Gamer)

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May 28th 2022, Las Vegas Nevada, The Oliver Residence

Preston: (on his computer like every other day playing a videogame this time it's Call of Duty: Cold War) Bitch you fucking suck you do know what key to fire right, clearly not......omg you use a controller and not a keyboard you suck......really well I fucked your mom first......bro your a pussy why don't I come fuck you.........no it's not gay cause your a pussy dipshit! My username is cool your just dumb MandoYoda69 what a fucking nerdddddd...

Jordan: (shirtless enters the room) PRESTON! I am on the phone with my girlfriend trying to have a nice evening and I can't cause your in here being a toxic gamer 

Preston: I missed the part where that is my problem?

Jordan: Go Play basketball, it's a lovely day

Preston: I could play some NBA....

Jordan: NO OUTSIDE WITH THE BALL

Preston: Why the fuck would I do that?

Jordan: You used to love it

Preston: YEAH, then I didn't make the high school team cuz I'm too short! Okay Jordan I'm too short to play any sport, to scrawny for football I'm not built like you.....so I'm a gamer now and that's what I'm good at 

Jordan: Have you even been working out (rubs dust of his dumbbells)

Preston: I don't see a point so no not much (resumes his game)

Jordan: That's it your coming with me 

Preston: WHERE!

Jordan: You are coming to Camp with me, I told you I got a job as the Operations Manager at Camp Epsilon well I'm calling the boss right now and seeing where we can fit you in

Preston: Da Fuck you are, I'm not going 

Jordan: Yes you are, Mom and Dad even agree you need to get outside!!

Preston: NO!!

Jordan: Fine (grabs his PC)

Preston: What the hell are you doing!

Jordan: (unplugs it and heads for the window)

Preston: THAT IS A THOUSAND DOLLAR PC

Jordan: Yup (throws it into the pool)

Preston: JORDAN!!!!!!!! (tries to tackle him) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Jordan: Don't worry okay, I'll buy you a new better one

Preston: Yeah you will!

Jordan: IN August after Camp is done 

Preston: NO TODAY!!!

Jordan: Let me check....hmm nope so you have two choices you can come to camp or you can stay here without your games it's your choice

Preston: YOUR AN EVIL BASTARD!!!

Jordan: No I just know you need some damn incentive!

Preston: FINE WHEN DOES THIS STUPID CAMP SHIT START!

Jordan: June 1st

June 1st 2022

Jordan: (driving them to camp) Will you stop pouting and being such a little asshole about all this 

Preston: No, I don't think I will

Jordan: Look dude it's gonna be fun your gonna get to stay in a cabin with four other dudes 

Preston: Why is that so great 

Jordan: Well aren't you....you know

Preston: Wait,  YOU THINK I'M GAY!

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