Yea yea I know. I know its been ages.
It also may or may not be like 4 am when I remembered Wattpad existed-
Feel free to leave your comments telling me to not be lazy
Riiiiight
Hmmmm
Abooooouuuut
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Also I've never read or watched any PJO stuff-
It's all accidental references I didn't know about-
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Small recap i should have added in earlier-
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I feel someone looking at me and look at them. It's the lady who took me from Mr Stark to the others. I think her name is Sofie or Sofia something like that. I then look at Loki who is also looking at her. Loki looks kinda shocked and doesn't look at me "hurry up and pick one kid. "
I am kinda confused but pick one anyway not really caring what phone it is and give it to Loki. he then buys it and pulls me out of the store a bit quickly.
He then gives me the phone and teleports me back to the building.
I'm even more confused. "what was that about..?"
I shake it from my mind and set up the phone eager to text Mr Old again.
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Sofia POV
I watch as the pair leave the store. The god giving me a look that I can only describe as "what the hell, why" and the kid confused as to why he's being rushed.
This should be a lot fun~
I follow them out into a nearby alley. The kid not noticing. The god a bit smarter. Not a even moment later the kid disappears in a cloud of green.
The god turns to me and gives me a look of hurt.
I smile at him. "Hello..
...Robert."
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Bean-Boi POV
I finish setting up the phone and excitedly text Mr Old.
Peter: MR OLDDDDD ITS MEEE PETER
Peter: MRR OOLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD
Peter: .....
Peter: >:(
Peter: Old Maaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Peter: Pleeeaaasssseeeeeeeeseeeseseseseseeeeeeeee
Mr Old: Pete!!
Mr Old: Hey! how are you??
Peter: oh absolutely crap! how are you? :)
Mr Old: oh. uhm do you wanna talk about it?
Peter: nah. too lazy to express my utter loneliness in this painful world of pain and misery!
Mr Old: .......Have you considered being a poet.?
Peter is typing...
Peter: Yes actually. after I stop selling picture of me to old news paper men (to be clear he didn't actually send this message- its just here for dramatic effect-)
Peter is typing...
Peter: I mean yea. how have you been? sorry I've been gone for so long. had a family vacation :)
Mr Old is typing...
Mr Old: I've been ok. miss a kid though
Peter: me?? 🥺
Mr Old: maybe. maybe not. :)
Peter: good enough!! I gotta go now Mr
Peter: Byeeee
Mr Old: just Mr now? ok then
Peter: I say we have moved on to first name basis now Mr
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Mr Old POV
I'm looking though the files FRIDAY bought up on the social worker.
None of it looks good. its like.. she only appeared 16 years ago. no school info. no birth certificate. no family details. who the hell is this woman..
"FRIDAY try and get up any and all information related to this woman. including contacts and addresses."
the not very robot voice answers "Yes Sir. Working on it."
I decide to text Steve while I wait for my surprisingly not as fast as it could be AI.
Toyn: Steeeeve
Stebon: Yes Tony?
Toyn: Who did you want me to meet exactly??
Stev: Well. Its a kid.
Toyn: A kid...???????
Sveete: Not just any kid. Loki's kid.
Toyn: Snake boy has a kid?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Toyn: And noone told meeeeee?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Steen: Yes. Thats exactly correct.
As tony was going to to respond with a high amount of sass and sarcasm FRIDAY alerted tony of some information about "Sofia"
Tony put the phone too lazy to say bye to Stebon. jeez. billionaires amirite-
FRIDAY's voice starts reading out some stuff. "Mary Fitz seems to be her name however she was pronounced dead a few years back during a child birth at an underground type hospital. it seems she has been going by as Sofia Green ever since. The first doctor report seems to be filed under the name of the doctor that had Mr Parker a while ago sir. Mary seems to have been proclaimed dead by him too. It is unconfirmed if the child survived or whether the extremely late abortion was successful. Although it is highly likely the child survived as her DNA partially matches that of Mr Parker"
Tony just stands there in mild surprise for a few minutes.
"Ooohhhh how the plot thicccens."
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Yeeaaaaa this was baaad-
I've been up all night and its now 5:18am. I'm gonna sleep.
.....maybe. either that or I'm gonna read fanfic's for a few hours.
Buh-Bye!
Pikachu out!!
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