Sorry wrong number

America's ass

(I just realised that someone had Peter number and hasn't used it yet so boom! Also a little bit of swearing)

Unknown: hey is this Peter?

Peter: YUP

Unknown: well hi I am-

Peter: a friend of Mr old yea I know

Unknown: how'd you do that...? And how'd you know? Are you with HYDRA?!

Peter: well first I know Mr old so I can do that second i have now got multiple unknown numbers texting me and all are friends of Mr old and third what do you mean HYDRA? I thought only Mr America's ass and Mr Barnes cared about that?

Unknown: ...Mr America's ass...?

Peter: captain America

Unknown: ..ok then... Does everyone say that..?

Peter: America's ass?

Unknown: yea

Peter: most people do! Also you seem to like the topic so I'm gonna call you Mr America!

Unknown: that could have taken a twist..

Peter has changed unknown's name to 'Mr America'

Peter : I could still change your name

Mr America: I'm fine with Mr America thanks

Peter: okie! Well I have to go study baii Mr America

Mr America: Bai..? Don't you mean bye?

Peter: ....ask Mr old

Mr America: ok

After that Peter puts his phone in his bag and puts on his spidey suit

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With steeb and stark
Most of the avengers are in the meeting room waiting for Tony.
"When will he get here?" Groaned Clint like a child.
"For the last time Clint. Shut. Up." Said Natasha tired of Clint's whining. About 10 seconds later Tony walks in.
"What do you need pirate?" Tony asked

"Actually I have a mission for you. Have any of you heard of the vigilante (is that how u spell it?) Spiderman?" Asked fury

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Cliffhanger!! Anyway are there any ships people would like to see? I won't do starker for this fanfic but if you have any ship requests then comment!

Pikachu out!