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Child services

Before you read the dad is not who you think it is~

Also I'm surprised no-one commented on the t-posing person in the background of the cover yet
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Nat POV

Peter was passed out in Clint's arms.... I forget about the glitter and walks to peter. He looks so vulnerable and small. Something happened to him. Noone would willingly fall asleep in Clint's arms (MAYBE ME AND PEOPLE IN COMMENTS WOULD!).

"what happened...?" He look a bit sad before placing him on a couch and looking at me. "Im not sure... But whatever it is tony must know."

Time to go find tony.

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Tony Stank POV

I was running around the tower trying to find him. He is hella fast but I can't find him..
As I run into the main room I run into a glitter covered Natasha.

Shit.

Then i look up and see clint.
"Have you two seen a smol bean? Goes by Peter. About this tall clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet. I believe you've texte-"

Natasha who is clearly done with me already covers my mouth. "Listen Snark. The kid is asleep right now and if you wake him i will rip your fucking throat out"

She points at Peter. "What happened to him Stark? And why was he with Clint?"
I start speaking "he found out his aunt was dead Natasha. He ran off and i guess Clint found him.."

Nat gives Pete a sympathetic look. Then looks at me. "When he wakes up i want adoption papers sent to me. Im adopting him."

Clint chimes in "why do you get him?"
"Cause I said so BartON" she replies

He pouts "fine RomanOFF"  (thanks to you people in comments. You know who you are... I think) Nat gives him a look.

"Ill give you 10 seconds" Clint bolts and rushes into the vents. After the sound of him crawling away disappears Nat speaks again "Thanks god hes gone"

"So you want to adopt him? I dont think thats a great idea.." she looks at me with a blank face "and whys that?" I look at her like its the most obvious thing ever. "I kinda dont want him to be able to rip my head off"

"I could do that anyway..."

Me and Nat turn to the couch to see Peter awake with a blank expression.

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Peter Pov

I wake up to people talking.. in not sure what they are talking about but im willing to find out. I sit up and see Tony Fucking Stark talking to Natalie Romanov!

I was a bit confused then i realised where i was and why. I decide to push my emotions back and I start to listen to what they are saying

"-pt him? I dont think thats a great idea.."
"And whys that?"
"I kinda dont want him to be able to rip my head off"

I speak up "I could do that anyway..."

They both turn to look at me.

"Peter"

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Tony POV

Before me and Nat can say anything other than his name JARVIS speaks up. "Sir there appears to be a lady here for Mr Parker. She claims to be part of child safety."

Child safety? Why would they- oh! Oh... Right... Peter is underage and has no family left..
(FALSEHOOD! WHAT ARE YOU THEN TONY!)

"Send her up"