Peter was doing Homework and gets a spam of texts from his phone he doesn't answer cause it's probably Ned
After about half an hour of texts he sees 30 or so messages from Ned saying Spiderman has been gone all week and one from an unknown number
He opens his messages and sends Ned a text saying Spiderman probably died (ned not gonna know about Peter being spooderman)
He then opens the unknown number
Peter: who's this?
Unknown: a friend of Mr birb and a work mate of Mr old
Peter: oooo another person! How are you today ma'am
Unknown: how do you know I'm a ma'am? And I'm good
Peter: are you a ma'am?
Unknown: yes
Peter: then ok
Unknown: so your Pete?
Peter: yes hmmm first things first what do you like doing?
Unknown: do I need to ask why?
Peter: I need to come up with a nickname for you duh
Unknown: fair enough hmmm I like ballet and black widow
Peter: hmmm Ms widow? Ms Kennedy? Ms Nat?
Unknown: how about Ms widow and Ms Kennedy really?
Peter: ok!
Peter changed unknown's name to 'Ms widow'
Ms widow: I would love to stay and talk but Mr birb is annoying me i might text later kid
Peter: ok bye!
Then as if it were fate he gets a text from none other than 'mr old' himself
Mr old: hey kid how have you been?
Peter: good how about you?
Mr old: Ive been better but I'm happy that I can text you for a bit
Peter: awwww!!
Mr old: ......shrift just ignore that last message
Peter has taken a screenshot
Mr old: Peter no!
Peter: Peter yes!
Mr old: Peter no!
Peter: Peter yeS!
Mr old: Peter no!
Peter: PeTer YEs!
Mr old: sigh fine
Peter: guess what!
Mr old: what?
Peter: your meant to guess
Mr old: fine hmmm you got shot again?
Peter: nope! Not yet!
Mr old: yet?!
Peter: it's a figure of speech Mr old
Mr old: uh-huh..
Peter: anyway I have two new friends! They say they know you!
Mr old: what nicknames did you give them?
Peter: the first one is Mr birb and the other one is Ms widow!
Mr old: yea I know who they are kid
Peter: cool! Oh I have to go I'm having dinner with my aunt
Mr old: ok bye kid
Peter: bye Mr old!
After this Tony decided to text a certain spider and a certain bird
Tiny stank created group chat and added 'natusha romanoof' and 'that bird'
Tiny stank: ok why did you people text the kid?
Natusha romanoof: because I can and you can't stop me
That bird: cause cap gave me his number
Tiny stank: yea I figured that I'm guessing Clint gave you the number Nat?
Natusha romanoof: I stole it from your phone and gave it to cap
Tiny stank: really?! Oh come on! Goddamn it
That bird: I'd like to continue watching Tony freak out
Natusha romanoof: sorry bird maybe later cap is yelling out that dinner is ready and he made spaghetti
Tiny stank has gone offline
That bird has gone offline
Natusha romanoof: wow leaving me how rude men
Natusha romanoof ranamed group 'peter protection squad's
Natusha romanoof has gone offline
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Sorry wrong number
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