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Irondad

Peter: Mr old how does one explain to thy guardian that I has got shot?

Mr old: I'm sorry what?! Are you ok?! Do you need an ambulance?!

Peter: well I'm fine just well bleeding I guess

Mr old: how in Frick did you get shot?!

Peter: well you see it all started when my mom met my da-

Mr old: no how did you get shot! Not your life story

Peter: how did you cut me off..?

Mr old: I can do anything anyway back on topic how the Frick did you get shot?

Peter: well I was walking home from school and I was mugged

Mr old: walking home from school?

Peter: yes

Mr old: its 1 in the morning

Peter: ok what's your point

Mr old: kid school ended like hours ago

Peter: I know

Mr old: sigh kid get to a hospital or I'll call your aunt may to pick you up

Peter: . . . How did you know about may. . ?

Mr old: we have established that I can do anything

Peter: ok can I know your name?

Mr old: nope just get some help and some sleep we will talk tomorrow

Peter: awww..... Fine.... I'll find out eventually bye Mr old!

Mr old: don't count on it bye kid

After Peter left Tony went to the bedroom but couldn't sleep and since he's tony he went to his lab and stayed there all night until he got a text from America's ass himself

Steev: Tony I swear to god what blew up in the lab this time?

Tony: just an old project cap you don't need to worry

Stevie: what old Project...?

Tony: uhhhh the automatic whiteboard y'know the one for teachers so they don't need to do anything

Steve: sigh I don't know why you create stuff like that but anyway Tony get to bed

Tony: why

Steeb: I won't let you have coffee for a week and I'll give Clint that kids number

Tony: ok! I'm going! Wait how do you know about the kid..?

Stev: Jarvis told me

Tony: TRAITOR and fine I'll go to bed just don't tell anyone about the kid

Stebie: night Tony

Tony: good night America