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Mr birb

Steeb: hey Clint do you want the number Tony has been texting lately?

Clint: ooo! Yes! But why?

Steeb: well Tony told me he would be going to bed but he didn't so congrats you get the kids number

Clint: thanks cap!

Steeb has sent contact 'underroos'

Clint: underroos?

Steeb: yea ask Tony or don't it doesn't really matter also he knows Tony as 'mr old' so don't say names he will probably give you a nickname

Clint: ok also this is great blackmail material so thanks cap baii!

Clint adds the contact to his phone and immediately starts texting

Unknown: hey is this Peter?

Peter: uhhhh who's asking?

Unknown: I'm a friend of Mr old

Peter: really? You sure your not here to kidnap me?

Unknown: yea I'm sure

Peter: ok how do you know Mr old?

Unknown: he's a work buddy but he hates me cause I'm annoying he calls me birdbrain

Peter: ok hi Mr birb!

Unknown: Mr birb? Ok!

Peter has changed unknowns number to 'mr birb'

Peter: I'm in school right now so I'll have to text later bye Mr birb!

Mr birb: bye Pete!

During that conversation between Peter and 'Mr birb' steeb and Tony are texting

Steeb: Clint has it

Tony: has what?

Steeb: the number

Tony: no your kidding me right?

Steeb: I told you to go to bed but you didn't

Tony: .....oh no.... I fucked up.... GOODBYE COFFEE!!

Steeb: it's only for a week tones you'll be fine

Tony: no I won't! Coffee is life! Also...... You. Gave. Clint. The. Kids. Number. He is a highschool student steeb! Clint will go all mother bird when he starts getting info on him!

Steeb: oh.. I didn't think about that... But it's too late.. we can't do anything about it now

Tony: I'll be in my lab rethinking all your mistakes.... I'll be busy for hours.... Or years

Steeb: c'mon Tony I don't have that many mistakes anyway have fun tony

Tony: seeya later capsicle

Steeb: bye