Gerard Way Thinks Your Weird

Attention from many

(FIRST OF LET ME SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND AKA PHOENIX AKA THE BEST PERSON I KNOW AND I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T LISTEN TO OASIS BECAUSE WE ARE EMO TRASH OKAY)

      "Mr.Coma, please stop talking to Miss Tears" our teacher said, as if he would ever listen to her.

       I was trying to ignore him,and my cell phone buzzing every five minutes; but I just couldn't. Today I was supposed to hang out with Alex until she left for the hospital- no boys involved. I missed how things used to be, Alex wasn't sick and I didn't actually have a liking towards a boy, because its rare and odd. Everything, really, is odd. Living with Alex and her parents and all of these random things going on. It never made sense(but I promise I'm not complaining that much).

        "So what are you doing after school?" Christian said, resting his hand on my leg. Clearly he wasn't listening to the teachers instructions.

       "Hanging out with my-"

       "Both of you step into the hall! I am literally so tired of being disrespected" the teacher interrupted me, while also scaring me.

       "Your mom is so tired of being interrupted" I mumbled, throwing stuff into my backpack. CC started laughing, getting out of his chair.

       "Miss tears please escort yourself to the office." She finally could hear is laughter; it was as if he couldn't stop" you too Mr.Coma!"

       Maybe she was still screaming when I fainted, but I didn't fucking care.

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        When I woke up, I was in the nurses office. Alex was sitting right on the edge with a bag of Sun Chips, trying to hide them from the nurses view.

      "Oh my baby!" She screamed, jumping up. The sun chips flew out of her hand and all over the floor, causing her to frown. "Are you okay? I know you fell but if anything hurts tell me AND I WILL FIX IT" she started screaming, just like she used to. "Im serious! If I have to give you my bones I will". She looked me dead in the eye, but I didn't know what to say".

       "I'm fine, really I-"

       "CC said Jaime put something in your water this morning, and I wouldn't doubt it" she was staring at the Sun Chips.

       "Well I do, he isn't like that." I received a laugh for that. "He really isn't! CC just thinks we are a thing and doesn't like that".

        "Well listen here Lesbian Colorado, I have a wedding planned for you and CC and dead Kurt will fall from the ceiling saying he loves you okay and you don't need to be drugged you're amazing".

        "Thanks Night Turkey."

        "How are we supposed to die at 69 if you keep getting hurt?" she looked really sad. Now I felt bad, and I was the one in agonizing pain right now.

       "My head hurts" I mumbled, closing my eyes. I wanted her to leave now, because she was being mean about Jaime and he didn't drug me at all.

      As the hours passed till I got to go home everything was a blur. Alex caught my drift and didn't talk to me, and I ultimately felt like shit.

      Walking out to the cafeteria, CC grabbed my arm. "Woah! Why are you still at school?" Cc seemed pretty amused that I had fainted and still was okay.

       " I'm Mexican." I deadpanned, looking at the floor as I walked.

        "Sorta same heyo." He laughed, grabbing my hand. "Are you actually going to lunch? Or just to sit?"

        "The second one I guess." His hand was warm. I liked it, but it felt odd. Boys had odd hands, I'm taking note of that now.

        "Let me take you to my house and you can sleep without getting grounded, okay?" His face was soft, Si I said yes(his hands were soft too but that didn't really matter).

         I didn't hold his hand the ride to his house, because I didnt feel like getting in an accident. When we got to his house everything was so perfect and quiet. His house looked like several pages from a magazine, and part of me was shocked. He acted usually like his parents made him live in the backyard. His room was even nicer, it was actually clean.

        Everything was great until he kissed me.

(Thank YALL FOR 1000 READS!!! in case you're wondering, Phoenix is 96.897466226996445219055783378% lesbian okay happy birthday you hippie who is an emo baby)