Technoblade // the sleepy bois

Well where to start //

Technoblade POV:

I opened the door and stood for a few seconds looking at philza, Tommy was staring at me, oh shit I forgot to knock not a great start. Tommy was the first to speak "who the fuck are you and why are you in my house" Tommy said anoyyed and he had a smug look on his face, I snapped back "one fuck you bitch boy and two this isn't your house I built it with Phil so don't tell me what to do" I walked to my room completely fucking forgetting was I was supposed to be saying.

Tommy ran up to me and tried to ask me what I meant, "who the fuck are you where is techno" he said trying to pull at my arm "little Tommy I don't you understand, phil probably guessed the second I walked in and Wilbur, well I told him everything, poor Tommy don't you understand IM TECHNOBLADE, IM TECHNO, IM ALL OF THEM!" I said before slamming to door

I sat on my window sill and started singing along to my song i was around half way through when I senced someone at the door but I didn't stop I wanted them to know how I was feeling and the song was basically my deepest thoughts about my self "Get a load of this monster, He doesn't know how to communicate, His mind is in a different place, Will everybody please give him a little bit of space , Get a load of this train-wreck, His hair's a mess and he doesn't know who he is yet, But little do we know, the stars Welcome him with open arms, oh, time is... slowly... tracing his face but strangely he feels at home in this place" I lay against the window sill my knees up against my chest waiting for Tommy to mock me for singing, or Wilbur to call me a weird fucking hybrid or philza to tell me to leave the house, I didn't expect what came next.

Tommy came and sat on the window sill next to me just holding my hand while Wilbur and philza watched as we sat next to each other.

*time skip

I woke up on the window sill and looked around my room I saw Tommy and Wilbur sleeping on the bed and I couldn't see philza but I expected he was in his room, well I said goodbye at least I hopped of the window and started to walk through the snow away from the house

"techno why are you leaving " it was philza. I sighed and turned around

"well I thought I was done here you know I'm not dead, so there is no reason for me to stay" I said I turned and continued walking,

"techno fucking talk to me, you can't do this turn up make everything confusing and leave after answering no questions and just making more" I could hear the pain in his voice but I didn't care he didn't know what I had been through

"You know what phil what do you want to know WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE IM JUST AS UNSURE AS YOU SO I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD ASK ME! DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND I DIDNT WANT TO COME BACK HERE!" My voice started to crack "When I ran away they where the best days I've had in years I SPOKE TO PEOPLE WHO SAW ME AS INTERESTING AND I FELT HAPPY LEAVING TECHNO BEHIND I WAS READY TO START A NEW LIFE WITHOUT YOU!" The words I just spoke hit Phil and I could see he was hurt but he didn't let me leave

"Techno please just-" phil started but I was to angry to stop now "I'm not fucking techno that was the old me"I said trailing off. "Fine but please just come inside to talk about this I just want to understand" phil looked so helpless "fine but we are going to my house" I said

I started walking into the woods to where I almost killed phil. I put my ring in the stone and it turned I led as down and easily pushed the giant stone slab, I supposed strength can be helpful I walked in and saw some of the little piglins run towards me I knelt down and said hello to the pig in my language "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜ ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⌿⟟☌ ⊑⍜⍙ ⏃⍀⟒ ⊬⍜⎍" the little pig replied "⟟'⋔ ☌⍜⍜⎅ ⌇⟟⍀ ⌰⍜⋏☌ ⌿⍀⟒⏁⏁⊬ ⊑⏃⟟⍀ ⋔⏃⊬ ⟟ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⍙⟟⏁⊑" I giggled and nodded the pig tugged at my hair letting it unravel from my bun and fall down my back they both played with it until they saw phil and ran back to their parents

I almost forgot that philza was watching me "nice hair" he said "I never realized your hair was that long" I smiled "thanks" and sat down at the table phil doing the same "so what did you want to know"

Phil- "Well first who are you"

Technoblade - "I'm technoblade, most people call me tech now but close friends still call me techno"

Phil- "what are you"

Technoblade "I'm some sort of human piglin hybrid"

Phil " what are you right now"

Technoblade " right now I'm a mix I have my ears, my hair and my eyes all piglin" as I said this I tuned my eyes red

Phil "what can you do"

Technoblade "I am faster stronger, I have pink hair though that's not really a bonus, I can change into a kind of king piglin I also like gold and well I can't take damage from fire or lava and I am 4 times stronger in the nether, I can speak to piglins and lots of other mobs from the nether and I can control peoples decisions must be to do with the whole piglin trading thing"

Phil " well thats good what do you look like when you change into your piglin form"

Technoblade "well I might as well just show you"

I shut my eyes and opened them again I had changed

(He looks like this but without the mask and LOTS a more gold and jewels and stuff)

I had been a bit cold so I was glad of my cape I lay back and waited for the next question but instead philza was just starring at me

Philza "umm wow that's amazing"

Philza "Just one question I wanted to know why didnt you tell me , I mean is this why you didn't like to go to the nether"

Technoblade "well you got that bit right, when I go to the nether all the piglins come out of hiding and you would just kill them, and I mean why didn't you tell me?"

Philza "tell you what"

Technoblade "oh wait you still havnt realized, you know I'm technoblade right"

Philza " yeh "

Technoblade "well a few days ago I fought you in here remember I beat you and pulled up your mask, I know your the man with wings"

Philza "oh yeah I forgot about that, wait first why did you bring Wilbur in the first place and HOW DID YOU BEAT ME"

Technoblade "well I brought Wilbur because he figured it out he recognized my ring so I was going to show him and i beat you because technoblade never dies"

Word count: 1212

I'm dying my hair pink today yay or nay