This us just gonna be some jokes and stuff leave a comment if u think of one and I'll add it in the next chapter at the end
Lila: I managed to prevent a muder today!
Philza: wow how did u do it?
Lila: self control
Technoblade: I tried that
Philza:then why do I smell burning children
Lila: dadza look what I found
Philza: what is that?
Lila: it's a racoon can I keep it I named it tommy
Philza: sure, OH SHIT WERE DID IT GO
Technoblade: WHY IS THERE A RACCON in my BASEMENT
Tommy: I spoke to a woman today
Philza: ...same
Technoblade: ...same
Everyone on the server: same
Lila: wow congratulations who was it I'm so proud of you! This is a huge step and in really proud like an older sister, who was it?
Tommy: you.
Wilbur: I'm gay for the egg
Tommyinit: I'm a lesbian
Philza: im married I think
Technoblade: I'm...alone
Meanwhile
Tommy and wilbur : Oh poor phil you think you are married it's n○t real
Look at the circles phil..look at them ○
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Tommyinit: change is inedible
Technoblade: dont you mean inevitable *the english mayor flex
Tommy *spits out coins
Lila: YOU OWE ME THAT MONEH TOMMY
I have no idea what this is
Bye
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