The stage lights up as the audience gets comfortable in their seats. The rest of the room was dark but,it wasn't so dark that someone would complain. It was a theatre afterall but,nobody was here to see a play today. Music begins to play as the audience waited for the new show to begin.
" Ladies,Gentlemen and children of all ages. Welcome to the Gacha Theatre. Please remain seated since the show will begin shortly. ",an calm male voices announces.
Then the red curtains part to the sides revealing nobody but,a beautiful play scenery background. Loud noises and complaining voices could be heard from backstage along with the sound of plates breaking. The audience was completely quiet and confused as they heard all the commotion then saw an angel winged girl and female Fairy are sent flying fast across the stage! A loud crash could easily be heard as the audience flinched and some expressed how without many words how bad the whole thing looked.
"Ouch...", A Human woman comments.
"OOF!",Keith the little trolling says adding sound effects.
"That's gotta hurt... ",a male Bergen comments.
"I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!!!",Selene's voice shouts angrily from backstage.
The curtains quickly comes back down as a Fuzzbert comes on stage with sign. The music was off. His high fiving hand sticks out holding the stick of the sign. The sign said that "The show will be delayed for a moment due to technical difficulties." The fuzzling announced what the sign said in his fuzzling language into his microphone which was in his hair currently.
" AHHHH!!!", Gnomeo screams terrified.
" YOU CAN KILL HIM FOR THAT LATER AFTER THE SHOW! NOW GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE YOU ALL DIE FROM ME!", the director shouts angrily from backstage.
After all the noise from backstage was gone and everything was running smoothly again, Fuzzbert was off stage and the curtains part once again. The scenery background was still the same but, this time one of the hosts,Selene, was on stage. She was wearing a mic. She was just about to introduce herself when she noticed that her co - host was missing. Selene nervously chuckles then turns her head towards the right side of the stage.
" Just get over here!", Selene whispers in a seemly shouting manner.
Selene looks back at the silent and halfly unimpressed audience as On is pushed out onto stage. On manages to plant het feet in time to aviod falling straight down to the floor. She wore an an mic just like Selene. The Fairy looked at the ground nervously then slowly joined Selene with blank expression trying to mask her nervousness. The audience just watched them. The air could be cut with knife in that moment.
" Hi Cupcakes and welcome to -", On says calmly and softly but, gets cut off by Selene.
"THE COMEDY!!! WITH YOUR HOSTS ME,Selene,AND ON! ", Selene says confidently and dramatically.
Confetti is shooted from Confetti cannons as Queen Barb's guitar provided an killer Guitar solo melody. The audience started to lighten up as On let out a deep breath she was holding.
" ARE YOU READY FOR THE SHOW?!ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH?!",Selene says pumped.
" No...", King Julian from Madagascar shouts from the front row.
"Well your gonna. ", Selene says confidently and happily.
On looks to her right towards backstage to see Kimberely. Kimberely gives her a thumbs up and mouths "You got this" supportively. On nods her head more confidently to her then looks at Selene. Selene smiles happily at her co - host.
" Don't worry. Their be on the floor after we're done. ", Selene whispers.
Then they both looked back at the crowd smiling. On claps her hands signaling for someone backstage and the stage lights become colourful as the background magically changed. Barb's guitar solo was replaced with a comedic classical song. The music for tonight was improvised since Gnomeo had accidentally lost most the planned background music but, the hosts knew what they had to do.
" IT'S SHOW TIME!", Selene and On say together goofily while lighting up the stage with more msgical flare.
AN:
Selene belongs to Wenwig. This is a skits book/show.If you would like to be in one of the future chapters either in the audience or part of the show for one night then feel free to ask in the comments. Since Comedy is subjective I can't promise you will be laughing at the skits but,I will be trying to get a few. Everyone needs a good laugh from time to time.
See ya next time,Cupcakes
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The COMEDY!
FanfictionWelcome to "The Comedy" Gacha Skit or Sketch Show! Come take a seat and enjoy the skits and images. This show will most likely include memes,music and a few different forms of comedy. Requested by and for:@Wenwig