The COMEDY!

Annoying Singing Genie

Annoying Singing Genie skit:

The curtains are out of sight for the audience as Selene,On and Kimberely start performing their skit. There is living room background behind them with a complete set of furniture and background props. Kimberely rubs the dusty and old but, made from only gold genie lamp in her hands with cloth. The three winged people stood in the middle of the stage.

" I'm surprised that we got this for free...", Kimberely comments.

" Yeah. The owner really didn't want... ", On replies calmly.

"It's ours now so no take backs. We get all of the wishes and a genie friend. ", Selene says excitedly.

" Don't we all already have magic?", Kimberely points out.

Selene puts her hands on her hips. The lamp began to glow as Selene closes her eyes ignoring it. Kimberely drops the cloth as all of dust disappeared. Selene was too busy keeping her eyes closed as she talked to notice. Both On and Kimberely's eyes were large and wide.

" You never know when your gonna need three bonus wishes. ", Selene states.

" Hmm Selene? You might wanna open your eyes for this... ",On says.

Selene opens her eyes as the genie,Gnomeo, comes out from his lamp. Gnomeo rubs his eyes. He was so happy to be out of the lamp again and go on a adventure for once. It was so boring in there. The Genie didn't even realize that he had new owners of his lamp until he was done talking.

" Finally Bennie! You took your sweet time. ", Gnomeo says ready to have some fun.

" Oh... I am the Genie of the lamp. I will grant you only three wishes per day but, the only rules are that you can't make anyone fall in love with you, wish for more wishes and bring back the dead. ", Gnomeo says happily after his realization.

Selene had the biggiest smile on her face. On waves at the Genie while Kimberely simply looked up at him. Kimberely thought that they would only get three wishes than he's done for good but, daily wishes sounded intriguing to her and Selene especially.

" Cool...", Kimberely comments happily.

" Daily wishes? AWESOME!", Selene comments happily.

" Looks like we have a new fun roommate.", On comments happily.

" I'm the best Genie pal anybody could get. ", Genie jokes.

The curtains close as Fuzzbert runs infront of the curtains with Mr Dinkles taking a joyride. The worm helped hold up the sign by allowing the stick lean against him. The sign said that "A week later and the Genie got drunk from magic juices". Then Fuzzbert and Mr D walked back to backstage amd the curtains parted. The scenery was the same but, now drunkly Gnomeo was there dancing having fun singing random sounds as Selene,On and Kimberely carried on with their day. On sat on the couch typing on her computer as Gnomeo bothered her.

" But the ninety-nine Antonio
There are thousands of reports in the media
But, you look fortunately,'cause of your sledgehammer
You have an unmistakable ornament... ", Gnomeo sings as he dances while watching her work.

" Christmas was three months ago...", On points out.

The stage curtains quickly close so the background can magically change to a kitchen with Selene trying to bake a pizza then they parted. She had oven mits on her hands she stood near the stove. Gnomeo was now bothering her.

" Now I stick to the wall
Some wheelchairs are in stock
There's a little spanking pizza,walking tours
How you will be my girlfriend
I'll die! ", Gnomeo sings dramatically.