Babysitting Your Idiot Skit:
The stage is setup as a lovely park scene. There is a park bench which is very close to the children play area and the floor is covered with fake grass. Juliet and Ludwig walk exhausted over to the bench where Poppy sits. Poppy is flipping through her scrapbook as they join her on the bench. Ludwig and Juliet both seem completely fed up. Sounds of children playing could be heard.
" Which one is yours?", Poppy asks simply.
The pink troll closes and puts down her scrapbook as Juliet sighs annoyed. Ludwig shakes his head as he looks towards his left. Suddenly Wendy and Gnomeo are fighting and rolling on the grass into the scene. Juliet and Ludwig shared the same unbothered expression while Poppy's eyes widen in shock and confusion.
" My idiot,Gnomeo, is the blue one. ", Juliet says netrually.
" Mine is Wendy, the one ready to kill Gnomeo.", Ludwig says netrually as well.
" GIVE IT BACK!", Wendy yells angry.
"NO! IT'S MINE NOW!",Gnomeo yells back angrily.
Poppy slowly turned her head to Ludwig and Juliet as they continued to act like parents towards their spouses. She couldn't believe what she was seeing as Gnomeo and Wendy contuined to fight each other like siblings. Juliet rests her hands in her lap as Ludwig folded his arms. The two don't even romove their eyes from Gnomeo and Wendy as they started talking.
" Your still marrying Gnomeo next month?", Ludwig asks calmly.
" Yes and couldn't be happier about it. Are you and Wendy still trying to give Luwe a little sister or brother?",Juliet replies honestly and calmly.
" We're just talking about it. ", Ludwig replies honestly.
"HELPME!!!",Gnomeo yells scared.
Juliet shakes her head to herself like Gnomeo had just done something stupid. She gets up and excuses herself like everything was normal. Ludwig fellows her example knowing fully well that she was going to need help.
"I'm coming,Sweetie.", Juliet says like caring mother.
" Why does fresh air take so long to work?", Ludwig says like annoyed father.
AN: This was partly inspired by an episode of Starfire Vs The Forces Of Evil and I thought the concept was funny so I wrote this. Luwe is Wenwig OC.
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