Marvel imagines and one-shots

Vlog? What's that? /Thor Odinson

Just a little note: Alright we are going to pretend that Thor is a little bit more used to the slang and technology used on Earth because that would make the story more realistic. 

Next: Vision and his genius intellect about the ship of Theseus

Later: Natalie Rushman-  I hope you understood that reference 

Thor quickly whipped the camera out as you poured yourself a glass of water. You looked over in his direction and rolled your eyes while sighing before saying, "Stop filming me, babe." 

"But, Y/n! This device is capable of capturing such a precious moment!" You heard Thor's excited voice squeal. 

"Honey, I'm pouring myself a glass of water. Nothing precious about it," you pointed out. 

"But this device is a godsend! This is astonishing!" He praised even more. 

"Thor, sure but this isn't a moment I think I would coo over it 5 years into the future," you complained as you took your glass of water and sat next to him on the couch. 

"Pfftt. Speak for yourself. I'll love this moment!" He said as he turned the camera to both of you. 

You burst out laughing, almost spilling your water but catching yourself on guard at the last moment. "Babe, you're so cute when you vlog." 

"What is a vlog?" He asked, running his fingers through his hair as if unconsciously fixing it. 

"Hmm.  A vlog is like when you record yourself doing something throughout your day and piece it together to make a video summarising your day, I guess," you explained while shrugging your shoulders. 

"I have to say, you midguardians have interesting ways of summarising your days," he parroted your words. 

"Oh really? Then tell me, my lord, what do the Gods do?" you joked. 

"Oh, nothing like throwing a ravishing feast with mind-numbing drinks served by the side of some outstanding social company,"  he blustered. 

"Oh, is this one of those dinners where Loki stabs you under the table 14 times?" you perked up. 

"Oh excuse me! That was one time. Loki has been more considerate ever since." 

"Yeah, great consideration. Went from stabbing 14 times in 45 minutes to stabbing 14 times in an hour. The progress is outstanding."

"His progress was inevitable. After all, he is of Asgard and is my brother," he said. 

"Do all men on Asgard brag about how them being on Asgard gives them the attribute that they are responsible as hell?" you replied. 

"Only the worthy ones, I think. Doesn't matter. I will take you there one day, you'll love it for sure!" he promised. 

"I love everything related to you." 

Both of you seemed to gaze into each other's eyes until you slowly said, "Honey?'

"Mhmm?"

"The camera is still recording..." That seemed to break him out of his trance. 

"Oh!" he merely whispered before quickly turning it off. Not before struggling for a few seconds to find the "off" switch to which you had giggled about before helping him. 

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"Rogers!" Thor grabbed Steve's attention. 

"Yes, Thor?" Steve said while coming around to sit next to him at the dining table.