Marvel imagines and one-shots

Coffee at 3:35 am/Bucky Barnes

Warnings: Swearing ofc

Next: Thor Odinson

Later: Vision and his indestructible head 

"You're not my favourite person today," you insulted, hands on your hips. 

"I'm not your favourite person any day..." Bucky muttered sarcastically. 

"Huh? Well, you have good reason to be! You forgot coffee, Bucky! COFFEE! How the hell am I supposed to go on with my day?" you argued, throwing your hands on the kitchen island.

"Oh, I don't know? Like any other person? Oh, I'm sorry, is that too abnormal for you?" he joked, not that it sounded much like a joke.

"Uh- rude! You promised that if you lost the bet, you would buy coffee for this month. Oh, I guess you forgot and I'm suffering the consequences," you pointed out. 

"Y/n! It's not a walk in the park to walk up in a grocery store and buy coffee when you're wanted in 17 different states!" he argued. 

You both were standing opposing each other in the kitchen, at the Avengers tower. Thankfully, the Civil War had been resolved. With Tony going to the Siberian Hydra facility and both teams sorting it out respectively. Since then, Bucky had been invited to live in the Avenger Tower with the rest of you. Civil War didn't take place that long ago, hence why Bucky was still in the process of having his name cleared. But, you both had a bet on whether he could jump from the 4th floor and remain intact or not. You said he could, he promised you that he would have a fractured rib and punctured lung, which you had to pay the medical bills for, but you won...fortunately. 

"Not my fault, Sarge. Should've thought about that before yeeting yourself out the window," you exclaimed. 

"Pfftttt, please! You came up with the bet," he spoke. 

"Alright, break it up!" you both heard an angry voice interrupt you both. You turned your head to look at Tony. "Y/n and Barnes. What the fuck is going on?"

"Language!" All three of you turned your heads to look at Steve peeking through his bedroom door. 

"Cap, you coming over here or too sleepy?" Tony joked. 

Steve narrowed his eyes a little. "Oh, okay. Too sleepy. Understandable. Good night." Tony said and turned to both of you. "Alright, what the fu-" he paused. "What in the goddamn world are two doing?"

"Sarge over here acted his age and forgot to buy me coffee!" You explained. 

"Uh-uh. No no, you don't get to call me old, you're like....47!" he cried out. 

"Bucky are you blind? This bundle of gorgeousness doesn't look a day older than 25! And please get your facts correct, she ain't 47," Tony said. 

You blushed. "Thank you, Stark but like- it was all Barnes' fault!" 

"Guys, honestly what in the name of God? It's 3:35 in the morning! GO TO BED!" Tony scolded both of you. 

"No way! Bucky has to go and get coffee for me," you demanded. 

"Y/n, are you 5? I know I just called you gorgeous and stuff but, you both are not 5! Especially not you metal fingers." Bucky opened his mouth to say something but then closed it again. "So, both of you are in timeout."

"What?"

"No fair!" 

"Yes, you are. Living room, the huge grey couch and opposite sides." Tony said, pointing to the huge grey couch in front of the TV.