>Let's Fight!< (But Make It Stupid) |MHA Fight Scenarios|

|1| Time Out! I've Gotta Take A Shit!

Chapter- One
Title- Time Out! I've Gotta Take A Shit!
Track- Dumb Ways To Die
Artist- Tangerine Kitty
I do not own Mha, that belongs to Horikoshi. The story ideas belong mostly to PippaCash, and I write them out. PippaCash has full credit for this book along with myself.

>Let'sFight!<

Hey guys! New book, but let me get something out there. This book belongs to me, but it also belongs to PippaCash. She came up with a random villain scenario while we were texting, basically wondering what would happen if a hero was fighting a villain, but then suddenly had to use the bathroom. I wrote out a little skit, which we both thought was hilarious.

Needless to say, we're pretty stupid.

Anyways, a few villain vs hero scenarios later, and we suddenly get the random idea to make this book.

So, it's based around Bnha. Pippa is coming up with scenarios, and I'm writing them out. All fights/one-shots are between Izuku Midoriya and Tomura Shigaraki, and this is a brother AU and Dad For One AU.

So, let's get on with this!

>In which Izuku has to take a shit in the middle of a fight<

>Let'sFight!<
Izuku

"Shigaraki!" Izuku screamed at the top of his lungs, eyes blazing with anger. The pale man stared back with the same anger, although his red eyes looked unhinged.

"Izuku Midoriya," Shigaraki rasped in a calmer, but definitely more frightening, voice.

The two were standing in a ring of desolate destruction, half disintegrated buildings toppled around them. Small fires raged around them, and it looked almost like a reenactment of the Kamino disaster, and the fight between All Might and All For One.

Okay, okay. Back up. It was a sunny day before. All was right with the world, and class 1-A had the day off. Izuku, being the innocent (ahem, doubtful, ahem) child he was, decided to leave the dorms and get a bite to eat. His friends had declined coming with him, either hanging out with others or wanting to catch up on homework, so Izuku had gone by himself.

Now that the freckled boy looks back on that, he's rather glad they didn't tag along. Things would be messy if they did.

Anyways, Izuku had gotten food, all was still right with the world. That's when he decided "hey, I kind of want some clothes that aren't covered with my mentor's face," so he had gone to get some actually decent clothes.

Disaster struck at that moment.

Buildings, thankfully empty, toppling to the ground as their bases crumbled, fires burning into sight and raging throughout the inevitable rubble, and of course, the dozens, if not hundreds, of screaming people. So far, the only blood was Izuku's own, and a little bit of Shigaraki's.

Izuku yelled and ran forward, his fist poised to punch. Shigaraki grinned and ran straight for Izuku as well, his eyes blown open wide with inane happiness.

Izuku dodged to the side at the last moment, but Shigaraki being the crazy fast teenager he was, had been able to turn quickly, and ran for Izuku again. The green haired boy shot an air bullet to throw the pale blue haired male off balance, and jumped behind some rubble for a bit of cover.