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|5.5| Google Sells Villains

@JustaKidwithStories, I hate and love you. Your stupid little thing about Shigaraki looking up villains on Google killed me. Just, like.... Why.

So have this.

>Shigaraki looks up villains on Google and sees the shopping button thing<

>Let'sFight!<

Shigaraki messed around on his phone in utter boredom. Izuku sat upside down on his bed, hanging off the side, randomly complaining about being bored and switching between texting and looking at memes because he was obsessed with another show.

Shigaraki held up the middle finger when Izuku whined at him again, kicking his leg. The two had gotten bored of video games after a while, and Kurogiri had banned them from the kitchen, so they couldn't steal random bits of food.

Izuku suddenly got up and flopped on his brother's stomach. "Ack! Brat!" Tomura yelled at him. Izuku stuck out his tongue and peeked on his phone.

"Whatcha lookin' at?"

Tomura hummed. "Random stuff. Why?" Izuku shrugged, receiving an eye roll. "Very descriptive," Tomura said dryly.

"Whatever. Don't you need new stupid villains for your stupid 'organization'?" Tomura scowled at him.

"Yeah, but I can't find any." Izuku rolled his eyes.

"Look them up dumbass."

"Brat."

"Crusty bitch."

"Piece of shit broccoli."

"Anger issues with a side of dead sister."

"Hero complex served with a main course of self depreciation."

"Asshole."

"Depressed middle schooler who has abandonment issues."

"BOI-"

"Gay kid."

Izuku laughed in victory. "Ha! You're just jealous cause Dad always buys me crap in June!"

Shigaraki pouted. "No fair! He bought you a Nintendo switch!"

Izuku shrugged, looking pleased with himself. "I told him that all the stuff in stores that sell pride merch is also gay. Said it was red for the first color of the flag."

Shigaraki swatted at him as he typed in 'famous villains' on his phone, fully expecting to see the league.

He blanched when he saw a very specific (not really) button thing on his phone. Tomura cackled, making Izuku confused. "What is it dude-" Izuku cracked up into a fit of laughter.

Tomura clicked on the 'shopping' thingie to see a bunch of pictures of random villains with the 'product' on them. He gasped in offense when he saw himself, along with Toga and Dabi.

Izuku laughed even harder, gasping and wheezing at this point.

"GOOGLE SELLS VILLAINS!"

>Let'sFight!<

I hate you all, now read this and be happy because I'm random and these might become regular things

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