Ever wonder what 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 happens when Izuku and Shigaraki brawl? Well, one thing's for sure; it's never as serious as fight scenes would like to think.
Parallels get noticed, people take shits in the middle of fights, and the chancla is defini...
All For One Can't Hear His Mozart I Don't Get No Sleep Cause of Y'all (I think?) All For One killed Mozart's brother and eating glitter is hazardous but who cares these are just tags by now
>Let'sFight!<
Heeeeeello! Like, two people wanted a part two, and I've only got one prewritten chapter, so this is happening. A little half assed, a little bullshitted. Who cares.
Because school hates me and the kids are so homophobic I swear to god everyone is an asshole. There's like, maybe six-seven decent people I sorta know, and I've only talked to two of them. Only one of them is my actual friend.
At least three kids have asked me if I'm gay because I have a fucking undercut. Which, okay, is fair, I'm lesbian. But fuck OFF.
But YEAH, I'm COOL.
>Dad For One can't hear his Mozart over Izuku beating the shit out of Tenko (no he does not care about Izuku or Tenko)<
ON WITH THE MOZART.
>Let'sFight!<
All For One brushed his teeth monotonously, mostly grumbling internally over the obvious additions Johannes should have added to the song. It was an absolute mess.
And yeah, so maybe he killed Mozart's brother so the man decided to spite him with terrible music. So what.
The music was still terrible.
Which made him wonder why he listened to it, but hey, he's a godly powered supervillain with two children and a humongous underground organization so successful he made at least a million dollars a year.
That was enough to buy all the limited edition All Might merchandise and burn it!
Because spite was a powerful weapon, and if he could use it to stay alive for hundreds of years and fight eight super powered adults, then he'd use it to grumpily listen to Mozart and silently cheer over the fact that he was in fact better than that powder-haired bitch.
All For One pressed pause as he heard shrieking from the other room, along with yells of panic and laughter. He rolled(?) his eyes. Must be Tomura yelling at his video games again, he really should be planning their next attack.
Oh wait, Izuku was here, he realized as he stored away the toothbrush and washed a cloth over his face. They couldn't very well plan an attack on the boy with said boy in the room.
The super villain sighed as the screaming continued, pinching his nose. He would close his eyes in exasperation, but he didn't have any.
Yet another reason to burn all All Might merchandise.
Colorblind antelope motherfucker.
He sighed and opened the bathroom door, making his way to the living room. Glitter was scattered all over the floor, staining his wooden tile pink. Izuku and Tomura grappled on the rug, making him wish he could wish because god dammit, that was expensive and now pink glitter was forever embedded into it.
Izuku himself was covered in the offending powder, and trying to stuff a fistful of it into Tomura's mouth. The older boy yelled about his hoodie (which was the cat-surrounded-by-knives-meme (which suited him)) and threatening to disintegrate his little brother.
Dabi was filming with a smirk, most definitely planning on posting it. Yet another video for AFO to take down. The man internally groaned at the prospect. Toga stood in the corner, vibrating with excitement as she randomly cheered them on. Whoever drew the first blood was apparently the winner.
None had seemed to notice him yet, so he cleared his throat. Immediately, everyone froze. It was rather funny when Izuku face planted from his wobbly position trying to shove glitter into Tomura's face.
AFO would've blinked if he had eyes. Maybe he could steal a quirk that would give him some. Or maybe gouge them out of someone's sockets and glue them to his face. Ah, but those wouldn't blink correctly. Damn you, All Might.
He surveyed the chaos and shrugged a little. "Oi, you brats," he grumbled without much intensity, "if you're going to beat your brother, do it quietly enough for me to hear Mozart."
Kurogiri looked up from his position cleaning a shot glass. "You listen to Mozart? I didn't think you were hard rock, but I never imagined classical being your style."
"To be honest, thought he was a Taylor Swift fan," Dabi called as he filmed Izuku discreetly trying to get glitter in Tomura's eyes.
All For One shook his head. "He was a bastard, I only do it out of spite."
"You... knew Mozart." Kurogiri deadpanned, looking like he was in need of a vacation.
"I killed his brother, he wrote a piece to spite me," AFO shrugged.
"You killed his brother."
"Don't regret it."
Kurogiri picked up a new glass, staring at it forlornly. "And why?"
"He was a little bitch."
"And Mozart spat back with a song."
"Look who's the super powered millionaire," AFO jabbed two thumbs at himself, "this guy."
"I want a vacation."
"When Tomura moves out, maybe."
"Turn me back into a real human."
"Nope."
>Let'sFight!<
Boom bitch, less than a couple hours. Now I have something to actually post. Because I'm awesome.
Also, Dad For One drinks wine. It's real. It's canon. No one can stop me.
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When you let a wizard into the 21st century.
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One does not simply drop two fics they've already planned out.
HA.
>Izuku brings his boyfriend over to meet his brother and instead of Tenko being hateful (for the most part) they derive a plan to kill every person who looks at Izuku wrong<
Anyhow, adios, my guys, gals, and non-binary pals!
