>Let's Fight!< (But Make It Stupid) |MHA Fight Scenarios|

|3| Get The Illegal Passports

Chapter- Three
Title- Get The Illegal Passports
Track- Prank Call Skit
Artist- Gabriel Iglesias
I do not own Mha, that belongs to Horikoshi. The story ideas belong mostly to PippaCash, and I write them out. PippaCash has full credit for this book along with myself.

>Let'sFight!<

Hello! Another chapter, all done in one day! The audio is a funny skit by a comedian, it's called Prank Call. I put in the My Hero animatic of it, which is hilarious, so if you guys wanna see that, watch it and then read this!

Again, PippaCash came up with the idea. And the main conservation was actually the scenario dialogue I came up with while we were texting. So of course, that is the raw crack. Anyways, let's get on with the shit show!

>In which Mama Inko calls in the middle of battle and Shigaraki teases Izuku for it<

>Let'sFight!<
Izuku

"TOMURA GODDAMN SHIGARAKI!" Izuku screamed, his quirk making literal sparks fly around him. Yet again, they were in a circle surrounded by rubble. The city had tried to build up the site where All Might had fought All For One, but Izuku and Tomura just kept destroying it. So now it was some kind of memorial.

Tomura and Izuku took it upon themselves to turn it into their personal fight spot.

"You ate my goddamn tortillas!" Izuku yelled as his brother, who sat on a large rock a few feet away.

Tomura gasped dramatically and pressed a hand to his chest. "I would never!"

"My plate was empty!"

"Blame Dabi."

"He doesn't even like tortillas!"

Tomura shrugged, as if this was completely acceptable. "Then blame Toga." Izuku gave him an unimpressed look, mixed with slight anger.

"Just admit you ate my food, and I'll go easy on you."

Tomura laughed condescendingly. "Go easy on me? I'm a supervillain!" Izuku put his hands on his hips, raising an eyebrow. "....I didn't know they were yours."

Izuku, with the straightest, most stoic face, sent a large air bullet at Tomura, knocking his older brother off the rock. Tomura flailed, landing on his butt.

"They had my goddamn name on them." Izuku deadpanned. Tomura shrugged, although his expression gave away how nervous he was.

Dabi once ate Izuku's food. He ended up having to see a doctor.

Izuku sighed, tugging on his support gloves. "Well, are you just gonna sit there, or am I gonna beat the shit outta ya?" Tomura grinned manically. That expression never did change.

And Tomura wondered why people didn't want to be his friend.

Izuku began running up to Tomura, who sidestepped and pressed a hand to the ground. It began crumbling, making Izuku bounce around. The green haired boy laughed, stepping around cracks and rubble like a game.

"You can't catch me~" Izuku sing-songed, laughing as he dodged a playful hit from Tomura.

"Get back here, ya brat!" Tomura yelled, hiding his amusement. Izuku stuck out his tongue, making Tomura gasp in mock offense. "Hey- come here- HA!" Tomura grabbed the back of Izuku's shirt, making the younger shriek.

Izuku grappled himself out of Tomura's grasp, falling to the ground. Just as Shigaraki was about to grab at him again, Izuku held up a hand.

"Wait! Time out, time out."