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|6| Visitation Days Are Always Chaotic

Visitation Days Are Always Chaotic
Riot by Hollywood Undead
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>Let'sFight!<

These are turning less into fights and more into stupid scenarios and this is not how I imagined this book going.

Probably only a couple hundred words, so if you guys want one of those bonus scenes, tell me.

>Izuku learns to never call friends on visitation days<

On with the glitter bombing!

>Let'sFight!<

Divorced couples with children often have visitation days, or weekends. They may vary, but the bottom line is this: the child lives with one parent more often, to go to school and such, and visits the other on weekends, holidays, and birthdays.

The same goes for Izuku Midoriya.

Yes, his father was a villain, a serial killer, and more dead than alive at this point. Yes, it was kinda weird that he was thousands of years old and his mother was only around forty.

Yes, Izuku was a hero in training and should definitely not be living with a villain for any period of time.

No, he did not care.

He didn't visit his father so much as randomly pop in to play video games with Tenko, but there were in fact designated weekends and holidays where he visited, joined by his favorite snacks and lunch from his mother.

However, he didn't usually call his friends during said visits. For one thing, they had no idea he visited his father, and Izuku didn't feel like making up a lie (working overseas didn't really work). For another, he really didn't want them to realize he was hanging out with the league of villains.

However, he still answered the group call.

Izuku lay on his bed, the bedroom religiously stripped of anything remotely resembling All Might (he did have a few pieces of merchandise from other heroes though), trying to decipher Iida's study chart.

"Let me get this straight." Uraraka said, only for Tsu to chime in with "gay". "You want us to study for two hours after class, eat a large meal to 'fuel our brains', and then study until bed?"

"Of course! This will surely improve performance-"

"You do realize," Todoroki said, "that Midoriya spends at least three hours overanalyzing heroes, and I spend two coming up with conspiracies that make no sense to fuck with you all."

"So you admit they're pointless!" Izuku yelled at his dual-haired friend.

Todoroki ignored him. "Midoriya wouldn't give up analyzing things if his life was on the line, and he has no sense of time, so he'd be up until dawn writing in his notebooks. He goes on a spiel, and drinks coffee religiously to stay up. Now he's an insomniac." Todoroki paused pointedly. "We all know how he is when he's sleep deprived."

"Hey!" Izuku protested, "you do not!"

"Deku-kun," Uraraka said, "you didn't sleep for forty-eight hours last week because you were trying to figure out how Mr. Aizawa's scarf works. You drank an entire pot of coffee and didn't stop muttering for three hours."

"Your face was purple." Tsu deadpanned.

Izuku sheepishly shut up.

"Well then how do you propose we properly study?" Iida huffed.

"Three hours on weekends, two on weekdays. And for Christ's sake, let us play video games!" Uraraka said.

The two dissolved into an argument over the schedule while Todoroki and Tsu unhelpfully chimed in with random things to keep the fight going.

Izuku ignored the conversation in favor of sitting up at the sound of blaring music. Iida immediately stopped talking to instead berate Izuku (like this was his fault).

"Midoriya, why is your music so loud? It's disrespectful-"

"Not mine," Izuku said exasperatedly. "Probably my brother's friends." His friends paused at that.

"Midoriya." Todoroki said. "I thought you weren't a secret love child."

"I'm not-" Izuku cut himself off to drag a hand down his face. "No, I'm not."

"I didn't know you had a brother!" Uraraka chimed in. "How come you never mentioned him?"

"Oh, uhm-" Izuku raced to think up a lie. Saying his brother was Tomura Shigaraki wouldn't exactly fare well with his friends. "We're not super close. He's my stepbrother, our parents are divorced, he lives with Dad."

"So you're visiting your father? I thought he worked overseas, kero." Tsu asked.

"Uhm... he comes back a lot, we're just not super close."

Iida adjusted the glasses on his face. "Well, could you ask him to turn down the music?"

"Can we meet him?!" Uraraka asked excitedly over Iida.

"I'll just ask him to turn it down." Izuku said. "He's not really the nicest person, likes to berate my friends." In truth, Tomura liked to kill his friends. Or attempt to.

"Aw..." Uraraka pouted.

Izuku stood up to travel into the bar area, stopping at the doorframe. Toga, Dabi, and Tomura were all drinking beer and lounging on the couch while the speakers blasted a song, which was cursing every two seconds.

Thankfully, Izuku couldn't hear Iida's lecturing over the inappropriate song.

"Hey, moron?" Izuku asked, making Uraraka giggle. Tenko looked up. "Turn it down? My friend won't stop yelling about it." Izuku paused. "Fun song though, think they have a Just Dance on it?"

Tomura snorted. "Your friends are lame. That kid can shove a stick up his ass." Izuku was forever thankful Iida couldn't hear him. "By the way. Dabi?"

Dabi smirked and pulled a rope hanging from the ceiling. Two seconds later, bright pink glitter was dumped over Izuku's head from the doorway.

Izuku stared ahead blankly as his friends erupted into laughter and yelling.

"I'll talk to you guys in a sec." The call lasted just long enough for the other four to hear Izuku screaming obscenities at his brother while he tackled the villain.

"YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT I'LL KILL YOU-"

"How am I little, I'M TALLER THAN YOU-"

>Let'sFight!<

PippaCash came up with this, I delivered, Izuku did in fact beat the shit out of Tenko.

Iida would most definitely attempt to have them studying every hour of the day.

Credits to PippaCash

>Izuku brings his boyfriend over to meet his brother and instead of Tenko being hateful (for the most part) they derive a plan to kill every person who looks at Izuku wrong<

1042 words!