The Father I Never Knew

Parenting class

(the next day)
(7:30 am)
(in the nursery)
Nero=(coo's)
(nero woke up quiet this morning he was looking at his surrounding's)
Nero=(babbles)ba da ba ba.
(nero rolled on his stomach and lifted himself up into a sitting position)
Nero=ahh ba.
(so as nero got a good look at his surroundings he was getting hungry again)
(in dante's room)
Nero=waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Dante=grrr  I 'm coming!!
(in nero's room)
Dante=what do you want?
Nero=(coo's)
Dante=are you hungry.
Nero=ba ah.
Dante= I "Ll take that as a yes.
(in the kitchen)
Dante=alright we have today on the menu baby food and pizza.
(dante grabs his frozen pizza and a jar of baby food he puts his pizza in the microwave)
Dante=here take this food.
....
Nero=ah ba.
Dante=right  I  have to feed you.
(dante grabbed a spoon from his drawer and he started feeding nero)
Nero=ahhh eeee!!
Dante=you sure have a lot to say don't you.
Nero=ahh ba.
(after dante and nero ate dante went inside his closet to look into his limited wardrobe)
Dante= I  need new outfits but  I  gotta look nice for the ladies.
(dante found a black button up collared shirt and a pair of black pants with black formal shoes)
Dante=how do  I  look.
Nero=(claps hands)ah ba.
Dante= I 'll take that as a oh dante you awesome and ready to woo over some girls...Now what to dress you have been wearing that for three days now.
(dante looked through the bag lady had brought and found several baby outfit's)
Dante=hmm.
(dante got a pair of black overalls and a red romper and he dressed nero in it)
Dante=there we both look awesome.
(knock knock)
Dante=yeah!!
(lady opened the door)
Lady=dante are you ready?
Dante=yeah how do  I  look.
Lady=(gasp).
Dante= I  know speechless right.
Lady=aww nero you're a handsome little man huh.
Nero=ha ha ha ha ha.
Dante=what about me!
Lady=...Okay  I  guess.
Dante=why do you alway's put me down.
Lady=it's fun now head to class.
Dante=whatever.
(after a hour of walking dante found the daddy and me class)
Dante=alright babes here  I  come.
(dante entered the building a tall tan man in a black sports jacket black formal pants and black formal shoes greeted him)
Calvin=hello sir my name is calvin you must be the one mary mentioned.
Dante=mary oh lady so that's her name.
Calvin=right this way sir.
Dante=thank you.
Nero=baah.
(calvin waved at nero and he got back to his job)
Dante=....Huh nice guy.
(dante found the room he was looking to only find a bunch of guys in the room)
Dante=(monotone)sausage fest uh hey this is the parenting class huh.
Gerad=well hello  I  am gerad and this is daddy and me class please take a seat on a mat.
Dante=alright.
(as dante was sitting down it seemed like the men were looking at him)
Dante=(they probably like my style  I  know pure awesomeness)
Gerad=alright people as we step out of the feeding phase we go into diapers now as we know certain children use certain diapers some can make your baby bottom break into a rash so choose wisely.
Dante=so there are certain types of diaper's.
Gerad now lay your children down on their backs.
Dante=okay.
Gerad=now a good way to help your child pass on the waste if they are feeling a bit backed up is.
(two hours later)
Gerad=and that should end today's class.
Dante=finally.
(dante picked up nero and started leaving)
Dante=well now that was tiring.
Josh=hey  I  love your hair.
Dante=thanks axe head and shoulders does wonders.
Dante=(why are they staring at me).
Frank=hey.
(frank got close to dante)
Frank= I  ain't fred flinstone but  I  can make make your bed rock.
.....
(at devil may cry)
(lady was watching tv till)
Dante=you!!!!!
Lady=me.
Dante=that was a gay parenting class  I  got hit on!!!!!
Lady=well if  I  had put you in a class with women you would not learn anything.
Dante=evil.
(dante pulls out a glass of liquid and throws it on the ground).
.......
Dante=holy water doesn't work on you.
......
(lady hits dante with kalina ann)
Dante=ow the h***.
Nero=ha ha ha ha ha!
Lady=hey nero oh somebody is wet.
(lady places nero on the couch and changes his diaper)
Lady=so learn anything.
Dante= I  guess  I  did.
Lady=if your were in a female class you'll never learn anything.
Dante=whatever.
Nero=(yawn)
Lady=well  I  got a job put nero to bed.
Dante=(humph)
(in nero's room)
(dante places nero in his crib and he checks to see if lady left)
Dante=good.
(dante kisses nero on his forehead and he ruffles his hair)
Dante=sweet dreams kiddo.
(but little did he know lady was hanging on her rocket launcher's grappling hook spying on dante)
Lady= I  knew he would fall in love with him.