The Father I Never Knew

Some publicity and some help

(10:00 am)
Dante=zzzzzz.
Nero=zzzzzzz.
(knock knock)
Nero=waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Dante=grrr yeah who needs sleep anyway.
(dante picks up nero and tries to calm him down)
(knock knock)
Dante=thats it.
(dante swung open his door while holding nero and to his surprise there were newscasters and paparazzi standing in front of his business slash home)
......
Newscaster=there he is.
Newscaster 2=why is he naked.
Women=oh he's hot.
(dante sleeps in the nude)
Dante=uhhh.
Newscaster=dante dante who the mother.
Newscaster=will you train him to kill demons.
Dante=uhhh.
Trish=move it get out the way!!
(trish grabs dante by his ear and drags inside the the shop)
(inside devil may cry)
Dante= I  need to find a way to deal with the paparazzi.
Trish=dante put on some clothes.
Dante=huh oh.
(dante quickly uses nero to cover his... Area dante then quickly ran upstairs and five minutes later he came down the stairs wearing a pair of jeans with nero in his hands)
Trish=good now  I  was going to come here to warn you about the media but they got here before me.
Dante=why are they here?
Trish=news got out saying you have a baby and once everybody favorite hunter has a child everybody from the news to skeptical mother's and cps are here.
Dante=oh seems like a lot of people are here now just cause  I  have a kid.
Trish=speaking of kid.
(trish took nero from dante's arms)
Nero=bah pa ba.
Trish=hey nero how are you today hmm your diaper is kinda heavy dante were you ever gonna change his diaper that's bad parenting right there.
Dante=well  I  didn't know.
Trish=well dante you're not going to be alone anymore you gotta start thinking for nero he needs your full attention now.
Dante=okay  I  know  I  am still new to this father thing.
Trish=alright then well  I  went to the store and  I  got some more diapers for nero.
(trish laid nero on dante's desk and started to change his diaper afterwards she put a green t-shirt that said  I  am a star on it and put him in jean pants)
Trish=there don't you look handsome.
Nero=eee ba.
Trish=so  I  found a job.
Dante=you did.
Trish=you're not coming me and lady are doing it you need to stay here with nero.
Dante=what that's not fair.
Trish=you need to stay with nero last time  I  checked some demons want nero he has something so you need to protect him. Dante=fine whatever do your stupid job.
....
(now trish felt kinda bad for dante he is not really the type to just sit and do nothing.
Trish= I 'll buy you a pizza and a strawberry sundae.
...
Dante=can it be stuffed crust.
Trish=yeah.
.......
Dante=alright fine you got me.
Trish=well anyways so  I  got more formula also some more clothes for him.
Dante=that will help.
Trish=hmm howd old is nero he looks like he is almost a year old maybr ten to eleven months at best.
Dante=that means he might start walking soon.
Trish=yeah but by this age he might start crusing.
Dante=cruising?
Trish=it's when a baby use something to help them walk like he could hang onto the lining of the couch to help him walk.
(trish placed nero on the couch and like she just said nero grabbed onto the couch and he started to criuse.
Dante=huh how about that.
Trish=probably within the next month he will be walking which mean more.
Dante=trouble for me.
Trish= I 'll help you out.
Nero=(coo's)
Dante=huh.
(nero started to crawl towards dante and the baby grabed onto dante's pants leg and lift himself up and he hung on to dante pants leg)
Trish=wow he is learning fast.
Dante=so what am  I  going to do for money now.
Trish=you could try getting a safer job like salesman.
Dante=boring.
Trish=janitor.
Dante=nah.
Trish=then what?
Dante=look  I  appreciate the thought but my current job is fine  I  can take care of myself and the kid.
Trish= I  knew you would say that so here.
(trish tossed dante a flyer)
Dante=a demon that has been abducting women.
Trish=yes this demon is working a underworld human trafficking ring.
Dante=sounds like my kind of party.
Trish=yes there is one catch we cannot leave nero here by himself.
Dante= I 'll give him a gun.
.....
(trish hits dante on the side of his head with her sword of sparda.
Dante=ow that really hurt you hit me with my dad's sword .
Trish=lady said to hit whenever you say something dumb like that but anyways nero is going to be watched by morrison and patty.
Dante=oh yeah the little girl  I  haven't seen her in a while.
Trish=so let's go.
(dante went to put on his shoes his signature red coat and his black skin tight sweater then he got all of his weapons)
Dante= I 'll take the kid to morrison and patty.
Trish=good  I  will go on ahead then.