The Father I Never Knew

Nero

(the next day)

(6:20 am)

Nero=waaaaaaah waaaaaaah!!!

Dante=(groans) kid quit crying please  I 'm trying to get some sleep please  just shut up.

Nero=waaaaaaaah.

(knock knock)

(dante heard somebody knocking on his bedroom door dante grabbed his guns and slammed opened the door to see morrison his business partner)

......

Morrison=could you not point your weapons at me.

Dante=sorry just..... Edgey.

Morrison= I  can tell no sleep.

Dante=yeah...Why are you here so early?

Morrison=well lady told you recently have a child and  I  thought oh god that baby is gonna die so  I  am going to teach a thing or two about child care and by the way that baby is crying have you feed him yet?

Dante=he ate at 3:00 am.

Morrison=dante babies eat a lot try giving him some milk.

(dante went to his kitchen and came back a few seconds later with a jug of milk)

Dante=here drink it.

Morrison=no he needs a bottle and plus formula milk not regular milk.

Dante= I  think lady and trish bought some of that stuff yesterday.

Morrison=well go make him a bottle of milk.

Dante=how?

Morrison=wow you really need some help dante.

(morrison picked up the baby and started walking towards kitchen morrison signals  dante to follow him)

(in the kitchen)

Morrison=now dante look closely you grab a baby bottle get some purified water and pour it into his bottle and then place it into the microwave for about five minutes then take it out then undo the top on the bottle and get the baby formula and use the scoop inside it scoop up some formula powder and pour it into the bottle now put the lid back on the bottle make sure it's tight then shake the bottle and give the milk to the baby

(morrison gave the milk to nero and he started drinking his milk he was holding his bottle with both of his hands while he drank his milk)

Morrison=now dante simple right?

Dante=zzzzzz.

Morrison=dante!

Dante=huh wha oh yeah  I  got it simple.

Morrison=were you even listening?

Dante=yeah  I  was no worries.

Morrison=right now do you know how to change a diaper.

Dante=yes yes  I  do  I  am not a idiot.

Morrison=right  I  mean who doesn't know how to change a diaper.

Dante=right.

(dante didn't even know what a diaper is)

Morrison=so you're keeping the baby.

Dante=have no other choice plus trish and lady are holding it against my debt so  I  kinda have to.

Morrison=so does he have a name.

Dante=his name is nero that's all  I  know for now.

Morrison=hm his arm what's wrong with it?

Dante=he is kinda like me he is a half demon.

Morrison=he also has white hair is that just a coincidence.

Dante=yeah but who knows maybe all half demon's have white hair.

Morrison=hmmm.

Nero=(yawn) mmm

Morrison=hey you tired nero.

(morrison cradled nero till the baby fell asleep)

Nero=zzzz.

Dante= I  think  I  might just take a nap to.

Morrison=wait  I  have something for you.

(morrison gave dante a pacifier)

Morrison=is he start's crying for no reason just give him this.

Dante=alright.

(forty minutes later)

Nero=waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Dante=what is it now.

(dante left his bed and went to the newly made nusery that used to be dante's man cave when dante walked in the room there was a wall of stench dante then passed out)

.....

(thirty seconds later)

Dante=(gasp)oh my god  I  just died what is that smell.

Nero=baaah.

Dante=is that you god you need a bath.

(dante got his phone and called lady)

Lady=yes.

Dante=lady here now  I  need help hurry it's  it's aggh!!

Lady=dante...Dante dante  I 'm on my way hold on!!!

(twenty minutes later)

Lady=dante!!

Dante=lady up here hurry!

(lady dashed up the stairs and then she bust the door open she drew her guns)

Lady=dante you okay what happened!!

Dante=the kid.

(lady looked inside the crib and saw nero curiously staring at her)

.....

Dante=he smells.

.....

(lady takes her rocket launcher kalina ann and whacked dante with it)

Dante=oww

Lady=you had me sprint all the way just cause the baby had a dirty diaper  I  should kill you for wasting my time like that if the kid smell so much change his diaper!!

Dante=what's a diaper?

.....

Lady=you cannot be this stupid.

Dante= I  am being serious what's a diaper?

Lady=its the big white thing they wear you need to change him.

Dante=what's wrong with the one he has?

......

(lady smacks dante with kalina ann again)

Dante=oww that hurt!

Nero=ha ha ha ha!

Lady=he likes it.

Dante=at my expense.

(lady picks up nero and puts him on the changing table she then goes about changing nero's diaper)

Lady=heh heh you kinda smell nero  I  bet you're give dante h***.

Nero=ba ba gah da.

Lady=aww yes you are you are give my friend h*** aren't you.

Nero=ha ha ha ha ha!!

Dante=that is so wrong why do you do things like that to me!!

Lady=it's funny.

(after lady changed nero she sets him back in his crib)

Lady=there it's not the hardest thing to do in the world.

Dante=whatever.