The Father I Never Knew

Cheapskates

(Devil May Cry)
(1:00 PM)
(Dante was in his living room watching tv he decided to go shirtless today it was a hot day and while dante was watching tv he also had his eyes on nero whom of which was playing on the floor with nothing but a diaper dante didn't want the kid to get too hot so he decided it was best just to leave him in his diaper for the day)
Dante=(Sighs) Why is it so hot today.
Nero=(Coo)
Dante=Do you know why it's so hot?
Nero=Bah!
Dante=Same here.... Hey you hungry.
Nero=Nom nom.
Dante=Sweet I'll order pizza.
(Dante grabbed his phone and call the nearest pizza place)
Dante=What kind of pizza should we get.
Nero=Na na!
Dante=Supreme pepperoni it is, regular or stuffed crust.
Nero=Dunno.
Dante=Let's go with stuffed crust.
(Dante soon made his order and he had a smirk on his face)
Dante=I am a freaking genius.
Nero=(Coo's)
Dante=You may be wondering why is your old man so happy for well nero allow me to teach you a quick life lesson if the pizza doesn't come here in thirty minutes or less it's free pretty cool right.
(Knock Knock)
Dante=Da**** that must be the pizza now I have to pay for it now.
(Dante opened the door and to his surprise and delight it was trish)
Dante=Thank god you're not the pizza man.
Trish=Why?
Dante=If the pizza guy comes before his thirty minutes are up then that means I have to pay for it.
Trish=(Sighs)
Nero=Mommy!
Trish=Hey nero
(Trish picks up nero)
Trish=How come you don't have a shirt on.
Dante=It's so hot in here.
Trish=Then crank on the air conditioner.
Dante=I don't have one.
Trish=What do you mean you don't have one.
Dante=This is an old building there are a lot of things it doesn't have.
Trish=Okay well I am getting you one then that means you're gonna have to get an entire ventilation unit installed.
Dante=Sweet....they have twenty more minutes to get here.
Trish=(Sighs)You see that nero don't be a crook like daddy.
Dante=What you call being a crook I call being smart.
Trish=Well anyways since you're broke I'll just add this to all of the money you owe me.
Dante=How much.
Trish=Let's see.
(Trish pulled out her phone and called a installation company)
Trish=Yes I would like to have an ventilation system installed at devil may cry...... yes...... how much would this be.............okay I can do that thank you.
Dante=Sooo...how much.
Trish=Surprisingly cheap it's three......
Dante=Three hundred yes sounds easy.
Trish=Three grand.
Dante=....Three thousand dollars.
Trish=Yes.
(Knock Knock)
Trish=Look at that twenty nine minutes.
(Dante opened the door)
Pizza guy=That will be 29.95.
Dante=Trish.
(Trish paid for the pizza)
Trish=So let's see your total is 3,029.95
Dante=(Sighs) fine.
(Dante plops on his couch, trish gave nero to dante)
Dante=Well look on the bright side, it won't be hot in here ever again.
(Dante grabbed a slice of pizza,he noticed that nero was staring at him)
Dante=Hmm how many teeth do you have.
(Dante gently squeezed nero's cheeks to open his mouth and saw that nero had seven teeth four on top three at the bottom)
Dante=I guess a slice of pizza won't hurt.
(Dante gave nero a slice of his pizza the toddler was a bit skeptical about the delicacy but nonetheless he began to eat it he had chesse and sauce all over him but he was enjoying his food)
Dante=Good right.
Trish=That's not healthy, you know that right dante.
Dante=It's just one slice it won't kill him.
Trish=He does seem happy eating it, but don't feed him junk food too often.
Dante=I know, trust me trish I am a responsible adult.
.......
(Nero only ate half of his pizza he felt full)
Nero=(Burp).
Dante=You're all done.
Nero=(Nods).
(Knock Knock)
Trish=That must be them.
(Trish opened the door and a man whose name was Frank was there)
Trish=Hello you must the company I called for.
Frank=Yes ma'am we got all of our guy's waiting right now.
Trish=Good.
(Trish handed the man a check once the transaction was complete frank whistles and a big group of workers came inside the shop)
Nero=(Coos)?
Trish=You should throw on a shirt dante we have guest.
Dante=Make sure they don't break anything.
(So in a few short minutes the group of men got to work on the shop the sounds of banter,drilling,hammering, and other such noises were a new sounds for nero but these sounds were doing more harm than good to the half demon toddler)
Nero=Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Dante=Hey kid what's wrong.
Trish=All of this ruckus is probably scaring him try to take him somewhere else quieter than this place.
(Dante complied with this command he picked up nero and he went upstairs to nero's room)
(In Nero's Room)
Dante=There a lot more quieter in here right.
Nero=(Whimper)
Dante=Hey no water works we're both alive.
Nero=....Dada pay?
Dante=Yeah I'll play with you.
Nero=Pay pay!
(Nero jumped for joy afterwards he started looking through his box of toys to see is there anything for him and his "daddy" to play with nero somewhat knew of his father's nature so he spent a few minutes looking for something "cool" just like his father)
Dante=Hey kiddo you been in there for awhile we can play with any toy you have.
(Nero pulled two foam swords a gift from dante himself)
Nero=Dada pay.
Dante=Swords huh sure.
(Nero gave dante one of the foam swords)
Dante=Alright what are we gonna do.
Nero=Dada ee ub bad guy.
Dante=Sweet.
(So dante pretended to be the bad guy while nero was fighting him)
Nero=Ha ha ha.
Dante=Oh no nero is to big and strong for me I can't beat him ouch ouchie nooo.
(Nero fell on his diapered bottom laughing at his fathers antics)
Dante=Heh heh.
Trish=Aww that was cute.
Nero=Mama!
(Trish picked up nero)
Trish=You ready for a snack nero.
Nero=Noo.
Trish=Why.
Nero=No down thewe bad thingies thewe.
Dante=He didn't like the loud sounds of the power tools.
Trish=They already finished,that means no more loud sounds okay.
Nero=Woud?
Trish=Yeah loud that what those sounds were,loud sounds.
Nero=Woud,woud,woud,woud!
Dante=I guess he learned a new word.
Trish=Yeah well anyways I am gonna give him a snack okay.
Dante=Sure.
(With that trish left)