CORPSE HUSBAND Oneshots

Blood on the sink

TW: Mentions of blood

"Corpse?", I yell for him. I just came back from my shopping trip. Corpse of course stayed home. It doesn't bother me, I like to take care of him.

"I bought the medicine you told me to buy! They have updated their labels on the bottles, but I am pretty sure this is the right one", I add, while putting the croceries on the kitchens counter.

"Corpse?", I yell for him conserned, a little more quiet than last time. "Yeah? Sorry, I am in the bathroom", I hear a muffled yell from the direction, where our room is.

He must be in the master bathroom.

I walk towards our bedroom. "Why are you using the bathroom with the room open? I hope you are not pooping", I giggle and lean my back on the wall, near the bathrooms dorway.

Corpse laughs, "As you can see, I am not using the toilet"

I look to the bathroom in confusion and my eyes widen. His nose is bleeding and there is blood all over the sink "What happened?!", I ask and hurry to his side to look at his nose.
"Nothing. I was just going to start vacuuming when suddenly my nose started to bleed", he shrugs and looks at the blodied sink. "I JUST cleaned the bathroom and now there is blood everywhere. Blood is so pain in the ass to clean", Corpse says, while trying to take paper from the toilet roll. "Oh, I'll get you a paper towel. They are not as thin as toilet paper", I say quickly and run from the kitchen.

He is not getting better, huh?

I grab a couple of towels and a ice bag and head to the bathroom.

"Here, put this in your nose like a plug", I say and had him a paper towel. Corpse looks at me with a side eye while he is leaning on the sink, trying not to spill blood anywhere else. He nodds and grabs it from my hand. "Pinch the edge of your noses bone with your fingers", I instruct him. He puts the paper up his nose, straightens his back and piches his nose. "Then put this ice pack on your nose. It will coagulate the bood and it wont drip anymore", I give him the bag and he puts it on his nose. "And DON'T lean your head back. The blood will get to you head and make you blodyhead", I giggle at my joke.

"I don't think I have ever heard that term before. Blodyhead... Did you made that up or is it some kind of a british term?", he asks me with a amused smile and I side eye.

"I am a genius aren't I", I smile at him and tilt my hed. "By the way, you should sit down", I say to him now conserned look on my face.
"Yeah, maybe", he laughs a nervous laugh and sits down on the toilet. "I don't feel lightheaded right now, so don't worry", he gives me a cute smile. You can barely see his face, because he has both of his hands on his face.

"You look so funny with your hands on your face", I giggle at him and put my hand on his shoulder. "Are you going to be okay if I go to the kitchen to unpack the croseries?", I crouch down in front of him and examine his face.
"Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. I'll just sit here for a while", he assures me and leans on the back of the toilet relaxed. "Just yell for me, if you need something, okay?", I stand up and start walking to the kitchen. "Yep!", he pops the p and gives me a one big nod. I giggle at his childlish behavior and go to the kitchen.
I start to unpack the food, when I hear a big thud from the bathroom. "Corpse?!", I yell and run to the bathroom.

I see Corpse on the floor, trying to get up.
"What happened, did you get lightheaded?", I ask him and help him on a sitting position so he can lean on the wall. "Yeahh... The bleeding stopped, so I decided to come help you with the croseries. I stode up, but once I was on my feet, everything went black. I didn't faint. I just fell", he says with a tired voice and gives me a forced smile. "Good thing the bleeding has stopped. Do you think you can get to bed?", I ask him with a small smile. "Yeah", he says and starts to stand up.

I put his arm over my shoulder and take him to our bed. He carefully lays down and lets out a breath while smiling lightly.

"Better?", I ask him even tought I know the answer. He just hums as a yes and says,"I am pretty tired. I did a lot of cleaning today when you were away. I wanted to be useful but look how it turned out". He laughs with his eyes closed. "Don't worry, you have done enough", I pet his head and play with his curls. "I'll go continue the unpackingand I'll come to the bed with you", I say and take my hand from his head. "Mm", he hums in response and moves to lay on his right side. I go to the kitchen and do my task.

I get everything done and leave to our bedroom. Corpse has fallen asleep with his mouth slighty open.

I smile and go lay next to him. I spoon him and I hear him let out a deep breath as he relaxes from my touch.

"I love you", I say to him and close my eyes. Before i fell asleep, I hear a faint 'I love you too'.

I smile widely and immediately fall asleep.

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